100 Sweet Internet Lies '" Buyer Beware

I Have Some Money Coming and I Just Need a Ticket to the a Airport..

Israel Rothman
Israel Rothman, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Sep 11, 2010 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
  1. I have some money coming and I just need a ticket to the a Airport
  2. I am on my way, I will be there in two hours
  3. There was a snafu at the bank
  4. I just need this little favor and then I will be able to get at my money
  5. Oh sure, we can handle that for you too!
  6. We can take care of everything!
  7. Build it and they will come.
  8. You do not need to worry about that stuff, I will do it for you.
  9. We will keep it simple - don't worry about all that complicated stuff.
  10. I will use layman terms so that you can understand.
  11. You only pay for real customers
  12. These leads are better than the ones you generate yourself.
  13. These leads are pre-qualified
  14. We only send the leads to you.
  15. Your inquiries are protected and you will get paid on all of them.
  16. Don't worry about keeping track, that is all done by the software.
  17. Don't worry about the copy, we will take care of it for you.
  18. We are better at this than you are
  19. We specialize in marketing for ________
  20. You don't need a real website, we will build a landing page.
  21. You do not need to do anything, we will get you on top with SEO
  22. We have secret tricks; or a 'special' or patent-pending process.
  23. Nobody else can do what we do.
  24. We are the largest.
  25. We are the richest.
  26. We are the most established.
  27. Since we targeted your industry, our service or product is better for you.
  28. We have hundreds of websites of our own where your ads will be displayed.
  29. Leave the marketing to us
  30. There is no conflict of interests
  31. We are exclusive
  32. You do not need to worry
  33. There is plenty of time
  34. We are working on it
  35. These things take time
  36. Trust me
  37. Your website is fine as it is.
  38. optimization doesn't matter.
  39. You don't need to learn to do anything, I will do it all for you
  40. You can count on me
  41. 24 hour tech support
  42. You can call us anytime
  43. We are always available
  44. We provide support
  45. We are older, so we are safer, better
  46. Yes your picture will go great right there.
  47. Great logo, did you design it yourself?
  48. You are obviously a very savvy businessperson.
  49. Surely somebody like you would understand that...
  50. Your information is safe
  51. Sure, we know how to do that too
  52. "We are soup -to- nuts or 'full service'
  53. The little details do not matter.
  54. We have professionals to write the content.
  55. We understand your industry because we have been in it so long.
  56. We understand the marketplace because we are big.
  57. We offer the best value and prices because we are big.
  58. We have the best service because we are big
  59. We know best practices because we are 'certified'
  60. We are educated at the best schools and that means that we are up-to-date
  61. We are 'state of the art'
  62. We have special advanced technology.
  63. Our stuff is special
  64. We have secret sauce.
  65. A customer testimonial is proof that we are good.
  66. We do not need proof of performance because we are the biggest or most well known
  67. We promote ourselves, and that means that we can promote you.
  68. You pay a flat fee and we buy the best clicks for you.
  69. Don't try this at home.
  70. You cannot do this yourself.
  71. Nothing else will work.
  72. No maintenance required on your part
  73. We can get your static site to rank.
  74. Once we get your there, we will keep you there with no effort on your part.
  75. There is no risk
  76. You will succeed
  77. You can make money with no effort at all!
  78. The professors know best.
  79. The experts know best.
  80. The educated know best.
  81. Your peers know best.
  82. My customers would not say good things about me that were not true.
  83. I have a good reputation.
  84. Whatever you need!
  85. Anytime!
  86. Always!
  87. Absolutely!
  88. Immediately!
  89. Right now!
  90. As soon as I can!
  91. I was with another client.
  92. I was in a meeting.
>>more sweet lies here>>

Published by Israel Rothman

I am an internationally recognized expert:: a social media marketing consultant and professional blogger http://socialmediasystems.com, http://uplog.org  View profile

  • Your inquiries are protected and you will get paid on all of them
  • You do not need to worry about that stuff, I will do it for you
  • We will keep it simple - don't worry about all that complicated stuff.
Your website is fine as it is
You don't need to learn to do anything
I will do it all for you

To comment, please sign in to your Yahoo! account, or sign up for a new account.