10 Anonymous Groups We Might Not Ever Want to Attend

Tired of the Anonymous Group Jokes You Hear - Here's One Way to Get People to Be Quiet

Renji Shino
A mention of any of these groups in a pleasant tone of voice will usually stop the madness at the company water cooler (although it might bring wild cackles of laughter at the bar).

I try not to mention any of these groups, if at all humanly possible, as these are now as imaginary as those Canadian space launches like Aurora 1, Aurora 2, Aurora 3, etc... (Aurora 7 was an American space launch, the rest of those are imaginary, like the Geico insurance company gecko is.)

Critics Anonymous

Advice Anonymous

Bad Language Anonymous

Carnivores Anonymous

Flatulence Anonymous

Workaholics Anonymous

Samaritans Anonymous

Daredevils Anonymous

Groupies Anonymous

Aliens Anonymous

Published by Renji Shino

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  • Renji Shino11/5/2009

    Sorry, this would have been an excellent article, however, I've been holding back due to apparently being a hardcore member of Patsies Anonymous.

    Please accept my apologies for not expanding on this further, Identity Theft Anonymous should probably also have been included in this, as should Inhumans Anonymous.

    Doing things like growing and harvesting identity theives is something that Inhumans Anonymous cautions against. We admit that we are powerless against our inhumanity, and have trouble relating or coping most of the time.

    Well, thank you for the comment. I have to shut down the account due to bureaucratic constraints, such as no longer being able to log into the account, or the email associated with it. Maybe some academy student can write this one better in the meantime, while you are waiting.

    Why is it that my identity theives never write me, is it because I would just give some Inhuman reply, eh, probably. Inhumans Anonymous states that being nice is always importa

  • Allen Smith2/27/2009

    This was a great idea for an article. The only thing that would have made it better is expounding on each organization. That could have been really good!

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