10 Best and Worst Places to Get Christmas Myspace Comments

A Journey into the Pastime of 15-year-olds Everywhere

Michael Noker
On my quest to find Christmas-themed comments to post all over the profiles of my best friends on Myspace, I decided to write a review of the best I found. Unfortunately, that left me with for. Thus, I present to you the 10 best and worst places to find myspace comments.

First, we're going to start off with the worst five I've ever seen. You may like these if you're a fan of animation and sparkling:

Wish a Friend

Wish a Friend isn't really a great site in my opinion, but a lot of my friends seem to have gotten their comments from here, which is how I found it in the first place. Watch out: your eyes may bleed when you witness the wall of glitter and animated GIFs you'll find here.

Get on Myspace

Are we seeing a trend here with glitter? The one thing that sets this site apart is their selection of other holidays -- they have mom to be comments, Mother's day graphics, and some pretty good Halloween layouts as well.

Free Fever

Small selection and ugly site, but definitely on the lower end of the annoying scale. It's a little better than the first two, but definitely doesn't get close to touching the top.

Comments 101

Not a wide selection (12 pages), but most of these are a little more tasteful than the previous ones. Still animation-tastic, but with a lower dose of glitter and sparkle.

Cool Myspace Comments

They have a decent selection ranging from evil Santa Claus to snowflakes and even a Linux lookalike penguin wearing a Santa hat -- thirty pages at the time of this writing. I probably wouldn't use any of the ones on here due to their obnoxiousness level, except their glowing Christmas ornament. I can't help but love my sparkles after all this.

And after all this, I found the four best I've ever seen:

Comments Junkie

The selection just gets better and better. Thirty pages is nothing compared to Comments Junkie, which has double the amount. Some are a little obscene, but surely there's something good here. I plan to use one, the spank me Santa girl helper person for my lesbian friend Ashleigh. One thing about this site: if you like glitter, go here. It's the one place I found with the best selection.

Yule Love It

Small selection, but no glitter or Firefox-crashing animation! Plus, these are really cute. I will probably take a couple of these for some of my friends.

Jokes Unlimited

Not one you want to send to your grandmother. Raunch with a little bit of porn tucked in, but still in good taste compared to some of the images I've seen on myspace profiles. Definitely my number two.

Free Code Source

Free Code Source doesn't currently have their selection of Christmas-themed things up. However, it does have the prettiest, least-offensive layout and a pretty good choice of layouts, themes, graphics, and comments. I definitely will choose this site for most of Christmas.

But the number one place to get myspace comments?

Your own brain! Try using a little creativity and a little PhotoShop and create your own! People will like them more because then you put some actual effort into them rather than just copying a code.

Published by Michael Noker

19-year-old gay man from Ruidoso, New Mexico.  View profile

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