10 Funniest Statements Made by the Slightly Inebriated
I myself have said some wacky things after a few shots of Jack Daniels, one being, "I like squash I don't like the taste . . . I just like 'em!" Don't ask! I've taken the liberty of asking some of my dear friends, "Do you remember some of your loose-lipped libation statements?" I was surprised by their recall. After reviewing a rather lengthy list here are the statements that made the top 10.
10. Hey buddy would you buy me a bra?
9. I've gotta pee on your head.
8. Macaroni's like great sex!
7. Alcohol kills brain cells, but only the weak ones!
6. Anybody seen my prosthetic hand ? It's the one holding the bottle of Jose Cuervo.
5. I'm so drunk . . . I'm drunk!
4. I bet I could fart my way across Lake Erie.
3. I once drank a beer with live bees in it. Ain't no tough that compares to crazy!
2. You know why beer goes through your system so quickly? It doesn't change colors when it exits.
And the number one most ridiculous statement is . . .
1. Take Me to Jupiter! I want to do the Hula-Hula Dance!
Source(s):
I was instructed or should I say threatened not to reveal their identities.
Published by Deb Martin-Webster
Originally from Pennsylvania, author/artist Deb Martin-Webster and her British husband Pete, currently live on a small farm near the Blue Ridge Mountains in North Carolina. They enjoy the simplicity of their... View profile
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12 Comments
Post a CommentThanks Christian! There were more but they were to insane to list if you can imagine that! Thanks for the comment!! ;)
That's what happens when alcohol slows you down and the synapses in your brain don't connect ;)
Fun article!
LOL Mike & Jack, you haven't had my baked macaroni! Diane, you haven't had my chili, lol. Mayor Lund, I would love to come party with you and your midget buddy Roger, 'cause you know once you've gone small you'll never go tall!! Thanks for reading this tongue-in-cheek salute to Superbowl parties article!
I'd like to see whoever make it across Lake Erie! ROFLMAO!!!
How is macaroni like great sex? It's better with cheese? Alcoho0l not only kills the weak brain cells, it makes the strong ones go to sleep!
Thanks for the read James. I highly doubt that anything you've said would ever be stupid, even if you were slightly tipsy. ;)
Too cute, Deb! I fear anything I may have ever said while drunk was probably more stupid than funny!
LOL David you may have found it funny if you'd found the bra!! But thanks for the read!!
More pathetic than funny, I think. Losing control over one's ability to be coherent may seem entertaining o others, but is hard to make a case for being a good thing.