10 Funny Pumpkin Carving Templates

If you are searching for something humorous to carve onto your pumpkin this Halloween, here are a few ideas:

Dracula Love Rose: Count Dracula holding a rose between his teeth. $3

Brian: Free stencil of the Brian from the funny animated television show Family Guy. Brian, the dog on Family Guy, is holding a martini glass in this design.

Candy Nazi: Older "kids" will remember the Soup Nazi bit from the sitcom Seinfeld. This is a twist on that called the Candy Nazi. Underneath an image of the Soup Nazi is the phrase "no candy for you". $3

Strangle Bart: Homer Simpson choking Bart Simpson by grabbing him around his neck. Okay so choking someone is not generally funny, but for some reason it is here.

Mars Attacks!: Stencils of the big-brain Martians from the black comedy Mars Attacks!

Free from Stoneykins: Stoneykins has several funny pumpkin carving templates in their free section of the website. Many of the humorous ones are more appropriate for adults than children however. For instance, there is a silhouette of a mudflap girl who is costumed like a witch and a statement about the rise of gas prices. There is one more appropriate for a kid of a turkey trying to disguise himself while holding a sign reading "not a turkey". That one might be good if you plan on displaying a carved pumpkin next month around Thanksgiving.

Animal: Image of The Muppet character Animal. It's described as being easy to carve. $2

Best Friends Forever: A little boy with a balloon holding the hand of a huge werewolf style monster. Underneath are the letters "BFF" for "best friends forever". $3

Calvin Nose Pick: Calvin, from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbs, picking his nose. $3

Too Much Candy: Pattern of feet with a toe tag that reads "too much candy". $2