10 Funny Quotes from No Strings Attached Movie

Featuring Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman

Colt Kingston
No Strings Attached is a funny movie about two people, Adam and Emma, who enter into a "friends with benefits" relationship. The movie was written by Elizabeth Meriwether (based on a story by Elizabeth Meriwether and Mike Samonek).

Funny No Strings Attached Quotes by Adam (actor Ashton Kutcher)

Ashton Kutcher as Adam (said to Emma): You can't fight me. You're miniature. You're like a hamster.

Ashton Kutcher as Adam: Dad, you're f**king my ex-girlfriend?!
Kevin Kline as Alvin: She's just so hot.
Ashton Kutcher as Adam: I know how hot she is.
(Girlfriend): That's really sweet, thanks guys.
Ashton Kutcher as Adam (to ex-girlfriend): F**k you!

Funny No Strings Attached Quotes by Emma (actress Natalie Portman)

Mindy Kaling as Shira: You feel hot?
Natalie Portman as Emma: No one threw up on me today.

Natalie Portman as Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open. It's going to get weird.

Natalie Portman as Emma: Sometimes my neck gets sore.
Ashton Kutcher as Adam: Why?
Natalie Portman as Emma: Because my brain is so big.

Funny No Strings Attached Quotes by Shira (actress Mindy Kaling)

Mindy Kaling as Shira (said to Emma): This is going to be like Sideways except you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy that gets laid.

Mindy Kaling as Shira: God, I am single as f**k.

Random No Strings Attached Movie Quotes

Friends to Ashton: That is a terrible self-destructive plan and we're behind you one hundred percent.

Jake Johnson as Eli: Who do you think you are, the old guy from UP?

Chris Ludacris Bridges as Wallace: Happy HO-liday!

Quotes Source: The movie No Strings Attached written by Elizabeth Meriwether
Note: Some movie quotes were censored for language.

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  • Mandy Robinson2/17/2011

    This movie looks great. I want to see it.

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