A list was created of 101 things you can do at Wal-Mart. Some are funny, and some I could was simply like "OMG'.
Here are some of my favorites.
1. Play with the guns in the sports department. When a clerk ask you what you are doing, ask them if they carry any anti-depressants. Than wait for a reaction.
When I read this I laughed. It is very bad thing to do, but imagining the reaction the clerk would have was funny.
2. Walk up to a stranger and say 'Hi. How are you doing? It has been so long!' Then wait to see if they play along out of embarrassment.
I remember this one time, many long years ago, I was at a bar, and this guy starts talking to me. After a couple of minutes he was like 'You don't remember me, do you?'. I was like 'No, I have no idea who you are.' It turned out he was my high school crush. This one I did find funny, because I personally know about being embarrassed over forgetting someone.
3. Take a display bike and ride it through the store. When you are asked what you are doing, tell them you are taking it for a test drive.
Were buying my son a bike for his birthday - his first bike. It is ironic this is on there, because each time I take him with me, I been 'test driving' bikes to see which one he does better with.
4. When the cashier is ringing in your purchases, look down at the scanner and go 'its magic' in a very awe voice.
You can imagine what the clerk would be thinking if someone did that one.
5. Grab a blanket, and drape it over shoulders. Run around the store yelling out 'I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the bat cave!'
That one you have to laugh over.
6. If you want to irritate someone, when they turn around to look at something, take things out of there shopping carts.
If you ever get home, and think to yourself 'I know I pick that up' someone was probably playing with your mind.
7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position. Then start screaming 'No, it's the voices again!'
This one I am laughing to hard over to properly commit.
8. If your in automotive, use the funnels to practice your 'Madonna look'. To make it more interesting Sing Like a Virgin out loud.
I added the singing, but hey if you are going to try to look like Madonna you should pull off the full effect.
9. In the food aisle pretend as if you are trying to swat a bug away. Move your head to the right, then left as if you are trying to follow it. Then start spinning and stomping. Finally shout out. Yes! I got it! Wow that is the biggest cockroach I've ever scene. I think she was pregnant. Oh look there is another one'.
10. Pretend you are a mannaquin. Remember to stand perfectly still. When someone walks by, check your watch and go. ''Finally my shift is over. I really don't get paid enough for this'.
There were so many to choose from it was hard to pick my favorites from the 101 things to do at Walmart. If you do not do anything else today, check out the full list at 101 Things to do at Walmart. Your sure to have a good laugh.
Published by Theresa L.
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14 Comments
Post a CommentCheck your spelling, grammar and sentence structure. Having to wade through all of that is distracting from the humor!!
You have some good ones here!
Me to. If I ever did any of them, I would definitely do the Madonna one.
I liked the Madonna one and the bug one. That one would gross people out though. Funny :)
The Madonna one made me laugh out loud and earned me a strange look from my dog. Thanks!
LOL. I don't know about that one. My husband is an assistant at Wal-mart and he found it very offensive. I told him to stop drinking the kool-aid.
It would certainly entertain the employees. ;-)
They might. I am curious to hear if anyone has ever attempted them. Thank you all for your comments.
Very funny! People might get arrested playing these pranks, but they will have something funny to share with their cell mates.
Ditto about #1, but the rest are amusing.