10 Most Terrifying Halloween Puns

There are many terrifying things about Halloween. There are creepy pumpkins, raging (ly hormonal) teenagers, not to mention all sorts of ghosts, goblins, rats, bats, scary movies and evil spirits galore. There has to be many scary things, otherwise why would it occur during the Fell season?

But my purr-sonal favorite scary thing about Halloweed is the pumatchable opportunity it provides for excruciating slays on words and other such pun-ishments. Here you will find some of the more piggishly offal Halloween puns around.

What do you call a lycanthrope who is forever getting lost?
A where-wolf

What do you call a vampire who's afraid of the dark?
A l-ampire

What do you say when you're about to sing the alphabet song and a zombie takes a bite out of your arm?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What's it called when you're bored for 10 minutes in a coffin?
Dead time

How can you tell when a vampire's sick?
He stay's all night in his bed, a-coughin' (a coffin)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacrer decided that it was time to stop milling around supposedly abandoned farm houses and follow his dreams of becoming a standup comedian. What do you think his favorite thing to cause in audiences was?
sLaughter

What do you call someone who is constantly delivery nauseatingly deadly farts?
The Grim Ripper

Which species among the aquatic parastic community is most likely to become a doctor as a career?
The leeches!

What pronoun is Stephen King's editor the most frightened of?It

Which dentally hygeinic practice was Gary Gargoyle most apt at performing?
Gargoyling..... (gargling)