10 Reasons to Buy the Paris Hilton Celebrity Sex Tape, 1 Night in Paris

Somehow, some way, Paris Hilton is still one of the top news makers in the United States. And she undoubtedly will be for some time. If you don't yet own a copy of her celebrity sex tape 1 Night in Paris, you may want to hasten to Amazon.com and secure your copy today. Here are 10 reasons to buy the Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape 1 Night in Paris.

One. As Paris Hilton herself would say, "That's hot." Why waste twenty bucks on crappy movies starring Paris Hilton like Pledge This! or House of Wax, when you can own a Paris Hilton movie that you can actually sit through and watch more than once. For a review of the Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape 1 Night in Paris, click here.

Two. Hey, she's not your daughter. Sorry Rick and Kathy, but it's true.

Three. 1 Night in Paris is actually what made Paris Hilton the mega international celebrity that she is today. Sure, she was well-known before the celebrity sex tape. Sure, she was a socialite. But she wasn't on every channel and in every magazine every day of the year as she is now. And no, The Simple Life didn't quite do that for her.

Four. Rick Salomon deserves some credit. He is responsible for this phenom. He had the forethought to tape his sexual romp with Paris Hilton in a hotel. He had the savvy to get the tape out there for purchase. Kudos to him. And he recently served as executive producer for Who's Your Caddy, so he could probably use a pick-me-up with a surge in 1 Night in Paris sales right about now.

Five. 1 Night in Paris comes with extra pornography. There are four extra scenes with actual porn stars.

Six. It's nice to finally see the super-rich get screwed in this country.

Seven. The Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape makes a great gift. Birthdays, Father's Day, Boss's Day, Secretary's Day (warning: could result in a sexual harassment lawsuit), Boxing Day in Canada. Stock up on copies of 1 Night in Paris and you will have all your holidays covered. They also make great stocking stuffers.

Eight. 1 Night in Paris makes a good how-to guide on how to make a celebrity sex tape. So next time you find yourself alone in a hotel room with Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, you will know what to do.

Nine. You can have a showing of 1 Night in Paris at parties. Just ask Nicole Ritchie.

Ten. Let's face it. In a decade of meaningless war, reality television, plastic shoes, iPhones, political incompetency, and the complete failing of the news media, the Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape 1 Night in Paris might just be the best thing to come out of the new millennium thus far.

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