10 Reasons Why My Cat is a Reincarnated Dog

1. He licks everyone. He will even lick the baby who in return will pull out a clump of his hair. He will purr the whole time.

2. He loves affection. He Hero Worships my husband and follows him everywhere. He insists on sleeping between us not matter what.

3. He patrols the house. He will attack the neighbor's large Labrador if it comes in "his" yard. Granted the Lab was old, and the cat had the advantage of jumping from a tree with his claws extended.

4. 4. He begs for food. Never leave your food alone! Don't even turn your head. He loves hot curries! He has been known to steal chicken from the baby's mouth. He prefers "My Dog" over Whiskas.

5. He has a stumpy tail like a small Terrier. He broke his tail in a fence and had to have it amputated.

6. He is dumber than a cat (slightly smarter than a dog). He slams into windows that he thinks are open. He knocks things over in the middle of the night. He got his tail caught in a fence.

7. He is very protective. Mainly of my husband and even the baby. He becomes upset when the baby gets hurt.

8. He sniffs everyone and everything. He sniffs the other cat's bum, your head while you sleeping, new guests.

9. He spends a whole lot of time licking his "boy bits". Although this might be more of a male, rather than dog quality.

10. He lacks refinement. He has no problem pulling bones from the trash can to gnaw on. He smells questionable and will eat questionable foods. Our other cat looks at him in disdain because she is a typical cat snob.