10 Reasons Why it is Not a Good Idea to Take Your Dog to Work

We love our furry friends. And for those of us who work outside of home for 8 hours a day, leaving the pup is heartbreaking. Especially if they must be crate-trained to avoid them using dry-wall as their favorite chew toy. However, it is best to leave Fido at home. Here are the top ten reasons why:

1.) Dog poop in the paper shredder. Enough said.

2.) Massive puddles of urine on your boss's desk is almost inevitable.
This is not good for the mid-year.

3.) "The dog ate my Excel spreadsheet" is not an acceptable excuse.

4.) It's nearly impossible to get the dog to stop humping Lila, the
22-year-old receptionist's, leg. And really, who can blame him? Lila
has a hot pair of stems.

5.) Dogs are hard-wired to not agree with whatever radio station the
office has peacefully decided to have on.

6.) He will eat your spreadsheet.

7.) Having to explain to your boss why there is dog porn on your computer.

8.) The food in the cafeteria will give Snuggles serious gas.

9.) You just know he'll use the toilets as his main source of drinking
water.

10.) And number ten...the dog does not even want to go to work with
you. You have no idea how rad the parties are when you're not home.