10 Reasons Wolverine is the SeXiest X-man

My Lakota Name is Dances with Wolverines

G.L. Morrison
Some things we know without explaining how we know it. Things like water is wet, ice is cold and Wolverine is the seXiest man of the X-men. However, for those who must belabor the self-evident, here is a small list of reasons why Wolverine dominates the seXy chart.

Hugh (wait for it) Jackman!

Fingerblades. At first glance you might think this is anti-sexy but the "can't touch this" element of danger builds sexual tension. Sure you drive the speed limit, but know the power you've got under the hood! It's all about the beast under control. Remember Edward Scissorhands? He has to be sooo careful to be gentle. That kind of self-restraint is romantic and way sexy.

The first syllable in Wolverine is Wolf.

Adamantium is a sexy word. (I think it's metal made of the musician Adam Ant but it sounds cool.)

Adamantium claws are cool. Not only an excellent icebreaker at parties, you need never look for a can-opener again. It's like dating a swiss army knife.

A swiss army knife shaped like Hugh Jackman.

Bad tempered means great make-up sex. (That's the real reason they* go for the sensitive broody guys. More pouty fights makes for more make-up sessions.)

Won't hog the hair gel. (Of course that's true of Patrick Stewart's character as well.)

Animal senses. Can sniff out the bad guys and, I dunno, find lost car keys?

Hugh (oh yeah) Jackman.

*they= the guys and girls who go for guys in general and sensitive, broody guys specifically

Published by G.L. Morrison

With sundry awards, magazines & anthologies to her credit, Morrison's taught writers @conferences in Portland, Seattle, SF, Boston, Chicago, NYC and Washington DC at the Library of Congress.  View profile

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  • G.L. Morrison5/9/2009

    Thanks, Janet. I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to write. Light topical humor. Funny lists hmmm could become a specialty?

  • Janet Hunt5/9/2009

    :-) Nice read!

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