10 Things Not to Do in Front of a Girl

Here are the top 10 things you should never do in front of a Girl... from my experience and observation. Some of it may seem obvious but you might have done it or still be doing it! So sit back and find out what is the top 10.

1. Pass gas!- This is more gross than it is funny. Even guys would get up and leave eventually.
2. Limit your pranks!- Some pranks, such as wet willies, are a no-no.
3. Make fun of fat girls- Girls hate the thought of being fat. They hate it even more when guys are insensitive about it whether it regards them or someone else.
4. Butt into a conversation between 2 girls- This is more for your own good than offending the ladies. The least that could happen is that the air will swallow up whatever you say as if you didn't exist. If you're really unlucky, they heard what you said and want to include you in their conversation, which is usually about cute guys and accessories. You don't want to be a part of that.
5. Keep on bringing up an inside joke that is past its prime- Guys love to get together and joke about stupid stuff they have done in the past. You may think 'all right, that was a long time ago, not funny anymore', but if someone brings it up out of context, you laugh your butt off! Unfortunately, that doesn't work with chicks. Someone does something embarrassing, they'll laugh on outside but deep down wish it never happened. For the love of god, don't remind them.
6. Get smashed- Like the gas passing and pranks, this should be a given. People act stupid when they're drunk. Most people think its funny. And it is as long as you're not the one that gets caught up in the silliness. Well, that goes triple for chicks. Unless they come to you, which probably means they are also drunk, just sober up a little before you make your move.
7. Suggesting that they take their jackets off- Honestly, do you like it when people tell you to take your jacket off? You're obviously wearing it for some reason. Why should a hot babe be any different?
8. Strip- Let me clarify. You're on the beach. It's blazing hot. You want to jump in the water. All right, that's your cue to unveil your flat abs and chiseled pecks (it's acceptable even if you don't have those). A crazy party, you're feeling a little warm, you've had a little too much to drink (that's assuming you ignored rule 6), why not cool off by going shirtless? The ladies would love that! Hahaha, in your dreams! Unless you're Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt, no one wants to see it.
9. Ask endless questions- This actually applies to both guys and girls. No one likes being interrogated. It makes for boring conversation.
10. Keeping your mouth open- I did say to limit your questions. But that in no way means 'do all the talking'. People have better things to do than listen to you blabber about meaningless stuff. When I say 'meaningless', I mean to them and everyone else. Basically whatever a guy would find annoying, there is no doubt in my mind that a girl would think the same. In fact, the guys would probably tolerate it if you are a good enough friend.

So I have learned over the course of time that if you want to have a pleasant time with a girl, whether or not you want to date her, these are things you definitely do not want to do. Because although it seems like a good idea at the time, it isn't. It's as simple as that.