10 Tips for 2011 Fantasy Football Team Names

Are you, like many fantasy football owners, having trouble coming up with a catchy name for your 2011 fantasy football team? Here are ten ideas for clever, catchy and current names for your fantasy football squad that are not overly obnoxious or obscene:

10. Arnold's Maid 2 Order Service
We've all heard the details of the former Governator's split with Maria Shriver over herr Ahnuld's dalliance with the maid by now.

9. Charlie Sheen's Tiger Bloodbank
The former star of Two and a Half Men often used the term "tiger blood" in his rants, so...

8.Anthony's Weiner Dogs
These dogs have definitely not been neutered.

7. Saving Ryan's Privates
If you're a fan of the Atlanta Falcons, you know that QB Matt Ryan must be protected by his offensive line in order for the team to do well...

6. The Dwayne Bowe Coalition
If you draft the star receiver of the Kansas City Chiefs, this one would be appropriate. Say it aloud a few times if you don't get it at first.

5. Foster: It's Texan For Fear
This is a play on the Fosters Beer ad and Arian Foster of the Houston Texans, 2010's top running back in fantasy football. It's not as fearsome as another Texan occupying the White House, however...

4. Tressel's Discount Tattoo Emporium
This is, of course, a play on the former Ohio State coach Jim Tressel and the tattoo scandal which lead to Tressel's resignation.

3. Plaxico's Gun Club
With Plaxico Burress out of stir and now a member of the New York Jets, Jets' fans hope the team didn't "shoot themselves in the foot" by signing Burress...

2. Revis & Butthead
Speaking of the New York Jets, this fantasy football team name would be appropriate with star cornerback Darrelle Revis. Butthead could be either the opposite cornerback Antonio Cromartie or head coach Rex Ryan, "Sexy Rexy", the-legend-in-his-own-mind as the Jets try to "put their best foot forward" in 2011.

1. Osama's Fish Food Company
As Osama bin Laden serves as shark bait at the bottom of the sea, beware 'cause it may contain traces of lead...