10 Types of Men You Should Avoid Dating

Perfect Examples of Who Not to Date

Katie Danner
This article is written for the ladies,because I think I have dated every type of man there is known to women, and I thought I would share some of my experience and expertise to help my sisters out. Its true there are some good men out there, but they are sometimes hard to come by, sometimes they are right in front of us, and we take them for granted. Well, if you can weed out the knuckle heads then you just might understand what a good man is. I have created a list of the different types of men we need to look out for, cause if we dont, we will be wasting our time and we cant afford to do that!. OK girls, here they are !.

1. Nerd Man - These are the guys that love to love us, but they have no kind of sex appeal what so ever. They will wait patiently while you do anything, they will hold your purse, tie your shoe, pay your bills, anything !, but we cant get over the fact that they don't have a clue to what they are doing in the bedroom !. I dated a nerd, and he used to talk during sex about absolutely nothing., nothing I wanted to hear anyway. I used to ask god to let me be attracted to him in some kind of way, and that didn't even work., nerds are nice, but why cant we have someone smart and attractive?.

2. Officer Man - This man represents the government type. These men are the police, fireman, correction officers, and well, you get my point !, these men think their word is god and that their authority makes them better than the average man. My officer boyfriend once told me, that the "police are like god"......yes thats what I said, god!, he said,they are like god because they can do anything they want to you, for example: At a traffic stop, they have the power to tow your vehicle, write you a ticket, or let you go if they want to!, when he said that I imagined why some cops think they are above the law, There egos are so big, its a wonder they can stand, with the weight on their shoulders!. He was 5 foot 3 but the way he talked, youd think he was 6 foot 3, he was sexy though, and officers do know how to treat a woman !. Just be careful though, because their main purpose in bed is to please themselves!

3. Pretty Boy Con Artist - When you meet him, he will come on strong, because he knows how good he looks, he is usually hiding the fact that the house he lives in, the car he drives, and the money he spends usually belongs to someone else. Usually they don't have anything of there own, cause they just use every body else's stuff !, Be careful cause you could be next once they flash that handsome smile !

4. Foreign man - Lets just say " if you never had a daddy, you got one now !. Foreign men are very demanding, it in their nature, they are best left to deal with foreign women. I cant stress enough that if you are not the submissive type, leave it alone !.

5. Mr. Nice Guy - It seems as though he can do nothing wrong, that is, until you find out hes been sneaking behind your back on the chat line !. Yes, even nice guys do bad things. These guys are handsome, and have great jobs, they take care of their kids too, but that little thing called testosterone makes them do crazy things. They seem so innocent but let me tell you girlfriend, they are the ones you have to watch out for!

6. Business Man - You know the one who thinks he smarter than everyone especially you !, He can hold a conversation with anyone one on any subject and you can barely get him to talk to you. His favorite pastime is correcting you if you misspell a word, or god forbid mispronounce a word!, and please don't let him be in a room full of people, he always manages to mention every single one of the degrees he has, over 50 times!

7. Know It all - Lets just say he is a combination of Business man, Foreign Man and Officer man. You might as well not even try, because you cant win !.

8. Lazy Man Undercover - This man will mesmerize you, you will never have to wash a dish, mop a floor, do laundry or any of those household things. You see this is a ploy to disguise the fact that he hasn't worked in two years !. Sometimes Lazy Man can be confused with Pretty Boy Con Artist except he doesn't always have the looks, but he gets all the perks.

9. Freak Man - This guy just wants to come to your house and get you naked !, its OK if he is paying some bills, but usually he is not !, He doesn't want to spend money to go out cause he feels that if you got an apartment he can get to know you there !. Watch out for these guys they tend to invite themselves over before you know whats happening !.

10. Mommas Boy - Mommas boys usually belong to their mommas and their sisters and their aunties etc......... They are always on call for the female members of their family and I don't mean emergencies !, I cant tell you how tiring it is for your man to have to leave you in the middle of just chilling, to go unstop his mommas toilet or unclog her sink !, you and I both know, that is just an excuse to get them to their house to show us who has control !.
Well ladies, you cant win that my momma needs me argument, and don't put it past momma to not to give him good alibis, when he wants to get out of the house. Careful though they will choose there momma 9 times out of 10 over you, after all they have to have somewhere to go after you kick him out!

I thought it would fun to share some of my expertise on men, thats why Im still single. None of these guys could ever be for me, and if you recognize a few that I have mentioned, run, get away as fast as you can. I did*

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  • Nikki1/28/2011

    This article is poorly written. It's badly punctuated, unimaginative and a stellar example of why you shouldn't quit your day job.

  • Suko10/3/2010

    This is complete bs. Keep on generalazing bc according to this article no man is good for a woman, but in reality most divorces r because woman have no values.

  • Patty K.1/31/2010

    Embarrassing to women. Full of broad generalizations, the lack of mental maturity is evident in the writing. This fails to identify negative behaviors, and instead, assumes their jobs and interests are the cause of relationship problems. Do not waste your time reading this.

  • Ken1/30/2010

    God you are jaded. What possible dating hell must you have endured to temper your perspective so?
    Men, like women, are complex beings. They are multi-faceted.
    Your article demonstrates a major mistake that both sexes make when viewing their perspective partners - they over simplify individual character based on whether or not a person can fulfill all of their needs. In doing this, they have a tendency to reduce the individual to two or three simple paragraphs of text. People are so much more than that.
    No doubt we develop these attitudes when we try to superimpose our expectations on the people we meet. We start viewing them as objects rather than, yes, people.
    Why not throw away the shopping list? Didn't anyone ever read curious George to you as a child? There is good and bad in all of us. Yes, some more than others, but we are all human and deserve more consideration than being pigeon holed into a one of your winner/loser lists. Provided a person does not disrespect, abuse or

  • Charlie1/29/2010

    Right, I read the first page and already can't read anymore. You have no idea what you're talking about. This article is shallow and leaves a bad impression of both men and women. Men cannot be labelled as something to avoid just because of their personality traits - heck some could find these traits appealing! Women are not skanks and don't hold such low grudges at men whose relationships didn't work out.

    This article has fail written all over it.

  • interesting 7/6/2009

    I hear all these things you think are bad but what precisely do you want

  • irrelevent7/6/2009

    "expertise?" this is a load of sexist crap. regardless of having a few bad experiences there are a few guys out there that are not "bad." it is wrong for you to stereotype like this.

  • kellel7910/7/2008

    Guess you covered them all. So who should women for? No solution. I guess your all not as intuitive as you think. Next article please.

  • Jay8/27/2008

    Y'all don't have the bad boy type. See why women are struggling now.

  • Christopher M Davis4/23/2008

    Citing "different types " of men or women or any other people types is always interesting to hear about, but this Katie Danner's experiences
    are hilarious. The only thing I would advise is if you were dating to have some "good sex" you might try the old "wait until you are serious enough to actually get married and then wait until your honeymoon " before you play your trump card (if you know what I mean). Men respect a woman who is sure enough of herself to wait and make sure the guy is real (really serious that is) . Better for you and hey, if the guy likes you enough to wait and is a reasonable individual, regardless of the nerdiness- or supermanliness "type" he's going to be a good match for you- the chance of finding a good guy that is willing to do this is better at some meeting places than at others. I never met a girl / woman I was really interested in at a bar or on chance . I met a dozen girls I would probably have been happy marrying at the church I met my wife at an

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