10 Ways to Keep Drivers from Riding Your Ass!

"No matter how fast you drive sometimes, these annoying drivers will still ride your automobile bumper!" I was once going 95 mph on the expressway here in Atlanta Ga., where the speed limit was 65 mph, some jerk honestly came up behind me flashing his lights and blowing his horn wanting me to move over to the next lane, he even had the nerve using his hands pointing for me to get of his way?

"Too avoid collision with this jerk, I personally had no choice but to move out of his way while I was speeding at 95 mph". From that day on? I have promised myself to find NEW ways to get rid of these dangerous drivers and seriously teach people a lesson about how dangerous riding the car's bumper in front of them can cause an accident and sometimes serious injuries.

If these drivers are simply having a "bad day?" they should go somewhere else and not be driving. However, for most of these drivers, this seems to be their daily routine driving habits, whereas, "they simply just don't care about other people! I am the only one on the road today, move out of the way, I could personally care less!" (Please remember: The best way to avoid these un-safe drivers is by simply pulling over to another lane or to the side of the road and let them pass).

Please caution: The ideas claimed in this article can be extremely dangerous especially at high speeds and could possibly create road rage leading to serious injuries.

1. A very simple solution: Turn on your windshield washer and keep it continuously running for about (3) three minutes flooding the vehicle behind you! If they have an accident from riding your bumper too close, "that's their problem!" Let them try to explain to the police officer, that the vehicle in front of me was washing their windshield at the time and I couldn't see?

2. If that does NOT work? Now that you have got their vehicle soaking wet! It's time to light up a cigarette and start dumping the ashes outside of your window. If you don't smoke, you can always use some ashes from your fireplace in your home. I realize this will also cause your vehicle to get the same bath of water and ashes, but it may just be worth it at the time to teach these people a lesson! WARNING: DO NOT use this method at a high rate of speed.

3. If your driving the local speed limit or possibly faster and some "jerk" decides they want you to speed up by riding your ass approx. (1) one foot from your bumper. You can always gradually slow down until you are going about 10 mph and then "suddenly slam on your brakes" most likely causing an accident. Hopefully, these wrongful drivers will have insurance. Always remember to have un-insured motorist on your policy just in case. (This slow speed will most likely NOT cause any bodily injuries).

4. If your driving at nighttime? You can possibly try cutting off your lights? This will make the other driver think something is wrong or try cutting on your emergency flashers?

5. Try slowing down to a complete stop, get out and simply ask the other driver what is their problem? However, this can be risky if the other driver has a gun and having a really "bad day!"

6. Try using a flashing light in the back of your vehicle? A lot of novelty shops supply shoppers with flashing lights that run on batteries and even an experienced mechanic can "hook up" a connection switch to your vehicle battery. If you are stopped by the police, you can always tell them this device was installed for emergency purposes only.

7. If your on the expressway, you may try dialing 911 and report this fast and dangerous vehicle for the highway patrol to be on a lookout for. 911 will think that you are "crazy!" But, this incident will immediately be reported to the highway patrol for a lookout procedure, especially if you have the make and license plate number of the speeding/dangerous vehicle.

8. Drive "wild and crazy" letting the other driver THINK that you are drunk.

9. Set off a "Firecracker" and throw it out your window! The other driver may think you have a gun and willing to shoot anyone that invades their space on the road at anytime! WARNING: this could possibly set-off a road rage event, especially if the other driver has a gun and is "ready for some action outside of their daily routine!"

10. If you are driving an older vehicle that you simply just don't care about, then just simply slam on your brakes and face the possible consequences of a severe automobile accident causing possible bodily injuries. Unfortunately, this is one of the leading causes of today's auto accidents. "Please think twice before using this method"

Thanks for reading,

Phillip Chambley.