10 Worst Actresses from Countries Other Than the US

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Have Some International Competition

A. D. Rollins
The United States has more than her fair share of terrible actors and actresses. So let's spread around the snark and point the finger of blame at ten of the worst international actresses around.

10. Penelope Cruz

But she won an Oscar! Yeah, she can be good. But she's been bad so much more often.

9. Victoria Beckham

Can't even play herself convincingly.

8. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Not Eva, whose charms were used to good effect at least once, on Green Acres. But Zsa Zsa? Try and name one thing she was good in.

7. Madonna

What, she's American? Dang.

6. Catherine Oxenberg

OK. She was born in New York, but her mother was the princess of Yugoslavia, so she counts. As if her own work wasn't bad enough, she's married to Casper Van Dien.

5. Melissa George

Winner of the "Worst American Accent By A Non-American" over at Television Without Pity.

4. Keira Knightly

Stiff, fake, wooden. Needs to eat, too.

3. Elle McPherson

Yes, she's ever so pretty. But an awful actress. Three words: Batman and Robin.

2. Rachel Hunter

Big surprise that so many models are bad actresses, eh? Gotta give her credit for her charity work, though.

1. Mila JovovichIt's hard to deny when you look at the credits: Return to the Blue Lagoon; Resident Evil; Ultraviolet; more Resident Evil; The Messenger; Zoolander; The Fourth Kind. Yowza.

Published by A. D. Rollins

A. D. Rollins has been writing professionally since 1989. She has had essays published in "Fort Worth Weekly", "Starsong", "Paper Bag", "Living Buddhism" and more. She has written hundreds of articles for eH...  View profile

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  • Valerie Ferrari11/29/2009

    Well, Zsa Zsa never had to act. All she had to do was be Zsa Zsa and she really was quite good at being Zsa Zsa.

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