10.) Number 10 is a fairly controversial one. Some people would say that "Grease" is one of the best movies ever. However, most hate it. A perfectly innocent girl becomes a slut to win over a bad boy. What could be worse than this? What could be worse than the repetitive, poorly-written songs of the movie? Oh, that's right. Rizzo's whiny voice.
9.) Most people will agree that "The Ring," "The Grudge," and all others by these directors are horrible. What was supposed to be scary ended up being laughable. Also, what's up with the little kids all having a bluish tint? Sure, the phrase "7 days" was a big hit right after box office debuts, but it just can't stand the test of time, which gives it a spot in the bottom 10 of all movies.
8.) The 8th in the worst of all movies is "Highlander." Ok, all you sci-fi, fantasy geeks out there, listen up. "Highlander" was a terrible movie. A weak conglomerate of poor acting, bad action sequences, and lines that kept referencing 80's rock songs earned this movie a spot on the bottom 10. Don't get me wrong, 80's rock is great, but not when it is spoken by a giant man with no rhythm.
7.) The fifth movie in one of the greatest sports series of all time earns a spot on the top 10 worst movies of all time. "Rocky V" did not even feature the Italian Stallion in a sanctioned boxing match. It ends in a street fight. After Rocky I-IV, this is movie and the ending was a disgrace. It could have ended up as the very worst, but Stallone can thank God that some of these other movies came along.
6.) "Fear dot Com." I forced myself to keep my eyes open. Why? I wanted to close them because of the fear? No. I was falling asleep. Actually, I believe I may have missed around 30 minutes of the movie. Who really knows? Did anybody see those 30 minutes? If you did, keep it to yourself. I have better things to waste my time with.
5.) The 5th worst movie ever finds us with a B-movie washout called "Dark Fields." The story begins with some absolutely horrible teen-age actors that could not read a line with feeling if their lives depended on it. Then, these same kids get stranded after running out of gas. As if sent from Heaven, a house with a giant gas tank and a pump! How helpful. Uh-oh, it seems like the crazy killer who lives here had gas stolen from him in the past. It also doesn't help that the thieves killed his family. Who lives? Who cares?
4.) The next worst movie ever is "Beyond the Walls of Sleep." Another B movie, I give a personal guarantee that you cannot actually sit through this movie. You can't do it without laughing, that is. A crazy incest-loving mountain man is locked in an insane asylum. Will he take over the hospital? How does the insane doctor get his power to control the dead? You tell me. I turned it off.
3.) Johnny Depp offends me in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Gene Wilder, the comedy king, played the one, the only Willy Wonka in the original. Remakes are usually pretty bad, but this one slid all the way into the 10 worst movies ever. By the way, Johnny, stop bad-mouthing America when we supply you with movies to do. That is, until Gene Wilder eats you for lunch, and then has his Oompa-Loompas sing you a song.
2.) Coming out quite recently, "The Wickerman" looked quite good in previews. They did a better job on the previews than on the actual movie! A man with a daughter he doesn't know he has goes on a crazy manhunt in a town ruled by women. Uh-oh, they need a sacrifice for their crops to grow and he happens to be it? Does he get out? Do you want to know? Wait for somebody else to rent it, fast-forward to the end, and prepare to waste only 5 minutes of your life as compared to my 90.
1.) Other than "The Wickerman," the only movie for which I searched law books over rights to sue for sections of my life back was "Napoleon Dynamite." A huge hit for teens when it came out, this movie is as senseless as...as...well, it has no analogy. Full of Napoleon saying some horrible lines in a horrible voice with some horribly written comedy, this movie sank far below some of the worst movies ever.
As you can see, there are some horrible movies out there. Also, I would appreciate anyone reading to comment, giving their least favorite movies ever. And remember, keep your eyes open for horrible movies.
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Post a Commenthow can some of you say 28 days later was one of the worst movies ever u guys r reterded
These are not really the worst movies ever, not even close.
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Charlottes web & 28days later
charlottes web & 28 days later
Any Given Sunday, The Blair Witch Project, Bringing Out the Dead, The Crying Game, Bad Lientenant, Tron, The Day After Tomorrow, Ali, Jacob's Ladder, and The Majestic
Napoleon Dynamite was the most doubleplusungood movie ever. Not funny at all.
It's also hard to take people seriously when they don't realize that it's...um...what's that thing called? An opinion!!! These are the 10 worst....in my OPINION! You guys really have to realize that.
Apparently you missed Howard the Duck. It's hard to take this list seriously.
I think you have some reasonable choices. It's all subjective anyways. Totally agree with you on THE WICKERMAN, terrible film. I'd have to think more on it, but definitely close to the worst film I've seen that comes to mind is DANDELION.