10 New Years Resolutions for K-Fed

Kevin Federline's golden ticket has finally expired when Britney woke up and filed for divorce. Here are ten suggestions for New Years Resolutions that he should consider…

#1) Get A J.O.B

Come to the conclusion that there is no place for you in the music industry and Britney used up all her favors and plenty of cash on your failure. Here are a few clues that K-Fed may have overlooked...

Clue #1- tickets to shows are being given away rather than sold-He had to cancel a concert at a House of Blues in Cleveland because of low ticket sales

Clue #2- The heavily promoted album that released on Halloween only sold a dismal 6,500 copies in the first week and ranked #151 on the Billboard top 200.

#2) Respect your "soon to be Ex-Wife" Britney

She has given K-Fed far more than he ever deserved and is the mother of two of his children. He should be kissing her feet after all the money and support she gave him as he continued to disrespect her with his partying habits. Enough of the public humilitation tactics!

#3) Focus on your kids and what is best for them

Kevin has 4 children to support and love. He needs to realize that Britney should have custody of their 2 sons and not use them to obtain more money from their divorce. I don't recall Kevin ever challenging Shar Jackson for custody?? In fact, didn't he skip out on her while she was pregnant with his second child??

#4) Practice Birth Control

He now has 4 children from 2 women. He should now look into the most effective birth control…"snip, snip??"

#5) Learn to drink from a glass

Drinking out of a bottle of Jack Daniels while hanging at the clubs is trashy. Show some class and use a glass!

#6) Refrain from writing graffiti on shower doors

After his performance at the House of Blues in Chicago, K-Fed decided to take a permanent black marker and deface a shower door in his dressing room by writing a disturbing message

"Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
F - k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
-Kevin Federlinehumiliation"

If that is not something out of a junior high lavatory, I don't know what is!

#7) Shower Daily

After defacing the shower door in Chicago, it is clear that K-Fed doesn't know what a shower is used for. Instead of writing on them, he should try turning on the water and using one! He is definitley not known for his clean-cut style and cleanliness.

#8) Skip the "doggie bags"

As if a $1,200.00 free meal is not enough, K-Fed and 8 other free loaders kept ordering more and more food at a New York City restaurant. Then he had the audacity to ask for the leftovers to be packaged in containers so that he could take it to the clubs with him! Who takes leftovers to clubs??

#9) Never "smuggle" open bottles out of a restaurant

It didn't stop at the "doggie bags"…. K-Fed also decided to shove napkins in the tops of tequila and vodka bottles and stick them under his coat to sneak them out of the restaurant!

#10) No more sex tapes

Whether he has a sex tape for sale or it's really just a hoax, nobody really wants to see him without clothing because its hard enough to look at him with clothes on! The funniest part of the whole "sex tape" threat is that he probably believes that people will buy it to see him. It's time to realize that it has always been "all about Britney", not Kevin.

We can only hope that Kevin Federline considers these New Years resolution suggestions. We will just have to sit back and watch as hdefinitelye moves on without Britney's bank card in his wallet.