100 Signs You Are Going Crazy and Losing Your Mind

Feel like you are going crazy? Hopefully you don't relate to more than a few of these

1. Michael Jackson's life seems normal to you

2. Your pets are dancing

3. Spongebob Squarepants makes sense

4. You want to buy everything you see on the infomercials

5. You can hear mimes

6. You keep repeating yourself

7. You do everything more than once

8. You and reality file for divorce

9. Hypochondria is the only sickness you don't have

10. You speed up when people pass you

11. You wish life had subtitles

12. Your IQ test results were negative

13. You talk to the people you wrong number

14. You notice that a boxing ring is square

15. The wall ran into you

16. You never sleep, but you're never tired

17. You read picture books in the dark

18. You think the office supplies are talking to you

19. You enjoy your minimum wage job

20. You still use a landline

21. You don't believe in the moon landing

22. You can hold your breath for five minutes

23. You actually believe that you held your breath for five minutes with out cheating

24. You wonder why trees never grow

25. Your life is a complicated drinking game

26. The presidential election was a bad dream

27. 1+1=11

28. You are on more than one social network

29. You reply to your emails in pen

30. You sing a long to freecreditreport.com commercials

31. You buy your own Christmas gifts

32. You are not interested enough to listen to yourself

33. If you walk on a puddle you can walk on water

34. You understand Jim Carrey

35. You wish you were the star of the Truman Show

36. You already knew that a Stop Sign says potS in your rearview mirror.

37. You crave MSG

38. You know what is going on in Lost

39. Your wallpaper is made of post-it notes

40. Your dog is laughing at you

41. Your not aware of too many things, but you know what you know if you know what I mean

42. Your glad the economy fell and dropped gas prices

44. Global Warming is real

45. You realize that the world should go blue, not green

46. You want to be in a cop chase

47. You agreed with number 43

48. You can't find number 43

49. You found the end of the rainbow

50. You play tic-tac-toe by your self, and lose

51. You can lick your elbow

52. Gullible is written on the ceiling

53. You never have money

54. You would do anything for a Klondike bar.

55. You know Sam I Am by heart

56. Cooking is a waste of time

57. You wish Santa was real

58. When typing Santa you make a typo and spell Satan

59. You can beat every tongue twister

60. You want to work in an environment like "The Office"

61. You couldent gain weight even if you wanted to

62. You want to be on Super Size Me

63. Corndogs should have their own food group

64. You go to college for no reason at all

65. You know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

66. You wear flip flops in the cold

67. You can smell sneezes

68. You watch TV for the commercials

69. You can pass a lie detector test

70. You're too lazy to eat

71. You never know what day it is

72. You're New Years Resolution is to come up with one by next year

73. You think the Cookie Monster has died, when he ate vegetables

74. The Caribou in Alaska are more important than our oil

75. Clean Coal is reality

76. You can rhyme words with orange

77. You get a head rush laying down

78. You get stuck at every red light

79. You know when the light will turn green

80. You can't wait for the 80's to come back in 2080

81. Asprin is like candy

82. The sun is too loud

83. You want to be a Jack-in-the-Box tester

84. Your favorite part of the holidays is the talking snowman

85. You wear sunglasses when you drive at night

86. You shout the word "YAWN" whenever you are yawning

87. You know Santa personally

88. Elmer Fudd caught the Easter Bunny

89. You reset your clock to 11:11 so you can make a wish

90. You think the intercom is God talking to you

91. You've seen every Star Wars movie, in one sitting

92. You have slept through an entire day, and didn't miss anything

93. The cuckoo clock broke, so you took over

94. You like to read words backwards - sdrawkcab sdrow daer ot ekil uoY

95. You're a pro at the Etch-a-Sketch

96. You believe this time you will win the lottery

97. You think cable wrestling is for real

98. You don't know how to use the internet, yet you are reading this

99. You know life is a beach and wrapped up in a sheet

100. You know that a car has five or six wheels, think about it

101. You wonder how this is a list of 100 when this is 101, check 43 if you are going crazy