11 Reasons Why Old Milwaukee is Better Than Pliny the Elder: A Review of Old Milwaukee from Jos. Schlitz Brewing Co
Jos. Schlitz Brewing Company
MIlwaukee, Wisconsin
This isn't going to be a typical review. Instead it's going to be a comparison between one of the lowest ranking brews on Beer Advocate, Old Milwaukee and one of the highest, Pliny the Elder. Let's call it 11 reasons why Old Milwaukee is better than Pliny the Elder. Let's do it.
1. Pliny tastes like a hobo's dirty nono (yes, I've sampled a hobo's dirty nono)
2. Old Milwaukee comes in a masculine vessel
3. Pliny the Elder comes in a widdo wine bottle!
4. Jos. Schlitz looked like U. S. Grant
5. The real Pliny the Elder looked like Michael Gross from Family Ties
6. Pfffft...1 pint 9 oz.!
7. 40 bleeping ounces of purely spun golden nectar
8. I don't have to drive 17 miles to get an O.M.
9. This guy quotes the real Pliny and drinks wine
10. This guy drinks O. M.
11. Need I say more?
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