12 Reasons Why Women Love Captain Jack Sparrow
Walt Disney World Attraction - Pirates of the Caribbean
Normally when Disney makes any kind of changes to an attraction it causes upset amongst the die hard fans. (I am one of them)
This time it was different. When they added Captain Jack to the attraction people loved it. There are three Captain Jack's inside the ride cleverly added to the existing attraction.
So why were we, the die hard Disney-lovers, so accepting of Disney changing one of the original long-time loved attractions? What was different about this?
I'm not sure why the men didn't mind but I can tell you why the women didn't.
12 Reasons Why Women Love Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow is the captain of the Black Pear and women everywhere love him. These are the reasons why.
1) He is inquisitive- a curious man
"But why is the rum gone?"
2) He always lands on his feet...well, almost
Whether he is swinging from a crows nest or falling off a cliff, most of the time he lands on his feet. Even when it doesn't, he still makes it look good.
3) He can say 47 different things in 8 seconds just with his facial expressions
And we can just melt in those beautiful brown eyes of his.
4) He runs like he just doesn't care
Have you ever paid attention to the way he runs? He's all arms and legs. He's free to run like a girl and we still love him.
5) He has a reasonable explanation for everything
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid."
6) Any man can shoot a gun, it takes real skill to swing a sword
Jack...opps, Captain Sparrow carried around a pistol for ten years with one shot in it. The rest of the time, he fought with a sword. He didn't just fight, he fought with style.
7) He wobbles when he walks (and when he stands still now that I think about it.)
I think it's the rum. It could be sun exposure. Don't know. It's cute though.
8) He can take a slap across the face.
Ever notice that he gets slapped across the face a lot? Hummm, wonder what bad boy things he does.
9) He never gets caught
"You'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
10) He doesn't steal, he "commandeers"
That makes it okay. Otherwise he would be just a common criminal.
11) He's loyal...to his "effects".
When I die, I want to come back as Captain Jack's effects. He keeps them close and never leaves them behind.
12) The biggest reason. One word...PIRATE
Savvy?
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32 Comments
Post a CommentThis is simply TOO adorable...because it's all true! Well done!
Cannot wait for Pirates of the Caribbean 4! Aaandm, it's gonna be all about Jack Sparrow!!!!! YEAH!
That's also me. V
xD
This is so... so.... RIGHT!
I love him!
lol
He's just...........AWESOME!
A little birdie told me that Johnny Depp was in WDW last week...sure wish I had that info LAST WEEK!
A little birdie told me that Johnny Depp was in WDW last week...sure wish I had that info LAST WEEK!
Love it Robin! And I love Captain Jack - but maybe that's just because he's really. . . JOHNNY DEPP! I even named my rooster "Captain Jack Sparrow" - he's not as cute though.
Oh yes Linda! I don't think they could ever make too many "Pirates" movies. Off to check out your tribute!
Gotta love Captain Jack. (I published a tribute to him on AC: THE SPARROW'S TALE.) Don't ya think it's time for another Pirates film? ;-)
these are good reasons but I'm with Sheryl, it's all about him being Johnny Depp!
NO matter how many times I read your stuff I love it more and more every day!
Captain Jack can stay with me anytime!