12 Things I Learned by Watching Beijing's Summer Olympics

C.B. Jones
-Dancing barefoot, in front of a large crowd, after running 200m is fun.

-Bulgaria's National Anthem is freaking sweet!

-Wade is a beast, thus the Miami Heat will be an elite team this coming NBA season.

-Judges for Olympic Boxing can't count punches worth a damn.

-Fake Fireworks piss some people off.

-If you're not cute, someone who is will be called in to lip sink, while you sing elsewhere.

-Woman's Trampoline Should be done in the nude. The Greeks would have wanted it that way you know.

-Coach K. is more than a College basketball coach. He should be with a professional team.

-Men's Trampoline is pointless.

-China's Birds Nest looks a lot better at night than it does during the day.

-Water Pole does NOT involve horses in scuba gear.

-If someone throws a Bronze medal down, it probably means they wanted the gold.

Published by C.B. Jones

Working from home, cbjones hopes to one day be able to look back at his 4th grade teacher, and laugh in her face for saying that no body can claim ownership of Saturn's rings.It will be a day which will be d...  View profile

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  • Matt Remley12/23/2008

    Nice nice.

  • Rich Thomas9/14/2008

    Oh, the boxing judges can count. They just come cheap is all.

  • Darin Tripoli9/7/2008

    hahhahah very funny article

  • Jersey9/2/2008

    This was an awesome piece!

  • Sofya Blinder8/30/2008

    LOL!

  • Blackbird8/29/2008

    Even D. Wade can't help the Heat this year. They need Shaq back... Ok, the Shaq from several years ago!

  • Kassidy Emmerson8/29/2008

    LOL! For sure!

  • Kassidy Emmerson8/29/2008

    LOL! For sure!

  • Linda Ann Nickerson8/28/2008

    Haha - water polo does not involve horses . . . . although some people actually do swim with their horses. ;-)

  • H.Rox8/27/2008

    Nice list....- maybe nude men's trampoline for us ladies? Ugh, maybe not..

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