12/10/10 Daily Dose of Nonsense

Scope it, as in Horoscope: It's nice to open your home to people during the holidays but the living room is only so big. Plus, you really wanted to hear that movie. Learn something from this.

Bonehead Tip of the Day: Every year there are fundraisers and we think they all must be as successful as the previous one. Oh, one more thing. Try to put mud over your uncle's nose before yelling at him about his drinking. Then tell him to guide your sleigh. No don't, he was drinking.

The List: Movie releases.
1. "The Tourist"
2. "Chronicles of Narnia"
Notes: I tried to like "The Tourist" but it fell flat. Depp or Jolie? Chemistry. I wish. However, Depp has said yes to a possible cameo in the new "21 Jump Street."
"Black Swan" gets into more theaters and it slowly gets it award show release. The per average screen box office was very impressive last weekend. We'll track that again this weekend.

Trivia: After mating, the male and female brown bear have nothing to do with each other. Yeah, a typical weekend in college. Go get a sponge out of the kitchen. Wait, make that the ocean (leave SpongeBob alone, please). Push it through a screen or something like it. What will happen to said sponge? Said sponge. Leave that talk elsewhere. The sponge will break into individual pieces of tissue and live on. Each individual piece, that is. The male bloodsucking louse - - I have no item for this. I just love writing bloodsucking louse. Now, you try it. Better yet, say it.

Closer: Go head, scratch that itch. Right now.