12/21/10 Daily Dose of Nonsense

Scope it, as in Horoscope: There will come a time when this period is considered "The Good Old Days" for a reason we will never know.

Bonehead Tip of the Day: Inquire about getting a star named after you but wait a minute. Is the Star of Bethlehem taken? Probably a bonehead move to do that, I'm guessing.

The List: Other words not chosen.
Austerity it is but how many people sat around the dinner table and actually uttered this word over the last year?
Not quite No. 1:
- Pragmatic
- Moratorium
- Socialism
- Bigot
Source: Merriam-Wedster Inc.

Trivia: You would be hard-pressed to find bananas in the United States during World War II. There is a bridge is Venice, Italy, called the Bridge of Sighs. It's called that because of unhappy prisoners who had to cross it to get to prison. Bridge of Thighs, however, serves a wonderful chicken platter. The waterproof covering of an insect is designed to keep from getting out, not in. My gloves work the same way. Insects may be stronger than humans but I can still step on them. The guy who invented craps in America was bad at the game, I have been told. My uncle, however, has perfected crap. Are the cows home yet?

Closer: When do we know if Rudolph is going to be used on Christmas Eve? You would think he needs a little notice. I would bring him along for one simple reason - - you need a light. Or, somehwere in the world, it will be snowy, foggy, etc. OK, that's more than one reason.