15 Fun Things to Do When You're Dead

Rebecca Said
The following is a list of fun things you can do when you're dead:

Modern Man Eater advertises itself as the modern burial cremation alternative. It offers to turn your body into food-grade quality vitamins to strengthen your family for years to come. They are suggesting that your family should eat you, but first they will make you into easy to take vitamins!

Donate your organs to live on in other people. Life Legacy actually wants your whole body. Your organs will go to help people and the rest will go to medical research. Whatever is left of you will be cremated and presented back to your family. The nice thing about it is that there is no cost for any of it, and your family will not be stuck paying funeral expenses.

Have your body recycled into hundreds of pencils, and get a nice parting gift for your family.

You can have letters sent out to everyone you know after you have died. My Last Letter lets you write them all ahead of time and have them sent out a few weeks after you pass away. May be a little traumatizing for your friends and family, but they'll get over it.

This may seem a little unconventional, but you can have your body preserved by a taxidermist so your family will never have to say goodbye. This is really a great idea if you normally spend a lot of time on your computer or in front of the TV. They can actually just sit you on the couch or in front of the computer and it will be as if you never left!

Get plastinated. Donate your body to the Institute of Plastination and travel all around the world. Your body will be on public display to help people learn more about anatomy.

If you are cremated you can have your ashes tossed in your favorite place. The ocean, forest or perhaps even Disneyland would be nice.

Have your DNA combined with a tree.

Spend all your life insurance money on a big party at your funeral. You could have go go dancers, celebrity appearances and a big water slide.

Have a portrait painted with your own ashes at ashes to portraits.

Make a statement about the environment by having a green funeral. Complete with biodegradable coffin, trees planted at burial site and no embalming fluid allowed.

OK, this one is really gross. But this company offers to make a memorial bottle of wine with your blood in it.

You could have your body frozen by Alcor. You will stay frozen at their facility based out of Scottsdale, Arizona. If you are lucky they will resuscitate you sometimes in the future. You may wake up in 2090 to a new world!

Support a cause. Take out a large life insurance policy and donate it all to your favorite charity after your death.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, or in this case diamonds may be a girl. Let Life Gem turn you into a diamond after death.

Published by Rebecca Said

Rebecca Said enjoys writing about a wide variety of subjects. Strong interests include animal welfare, dogs and cats, internet marketing and politics.  View profile

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  • maddyy.7/1/2008

    that would be so weird if your friends and family used a pencil that was you!
    i could never use that pencil if it was a family or a friend or something like that.

  • Nancy Lichtenstein4/22/2008

    Wow, that is the most unique article I've ever read here!

  • Secretsides4/21/2008

    ha haa I loved this! my son in law is a taxidermist, I bet he would love to taxidermy me! how horrible is that. I loved the part about sitting your body in front of the computer. you are hysterical. I found you on the AC community forum. great job!

  • Adam Michael Luebke2/4/2008

    Haha, with a title like that, how can one avoid reading this article?

  • MamaCat10/26/2007

    Oh you rock! I really like the letter idea.

  • Kelly Spies10/25/2007

    now this is a cool article. I wish I would have thought of that!

  • COOTCHIE TOUCHER10/9/2007

    AHH IF I WAS DEAD I WOULD HAUNT EVERYONE I KNOW AND TOUCH THEIR COOTCHIIESSS

  • Tina Wettin9/28/2007

    Quite interesting.

  • D. K. Hinton9/28/2007

    Wow. At first I thought you were just kidding around, but then I clicked on the sites...things I never knew before. Hmm. I'll add some of them to my list of things to do before I die. Oh, wait....

  • Chris M. Carmichael9/28/2007

    wow. Great article on an unusual topic

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