16 Types of Cell Phone Users

You have driven 47 miles in the wrong direction during a heated cell phone conversation and suddenly realize you have no idea where the hell you are - Zoner Phoner

You do business while doing your business in public restrooms - Throner Phoner

You have yet to receive a call and start leaving messages on your own voicemail, in a futile attempt to use up your unlimited minutes - Loner Phoner

You use your cell phone to take pictures, send text messages, listen to music and tell time, but never, ever make or receive calls - Misnomer Phoner

You feel emasculated when you accidentally leave home without your cell phone - Testosteroner Phoner

You always mean to return calls, but never do - Postponer Phoner

You bought a cell phone to get a girlfriend but the only number you can reach is Not-aCh-ance - Boner Phoner

To annoy her, you post an "Ex-girlfriend - Free to a Good Home" ad on Craig's List, using her cell phone number as the contact - I Shown 'er Phoner

Generously, and because you are compelled to buy a new one every three months, you give your old cell phones to charity - Donor Phoner

Due to the fact that you change your ring tones every day, you never realize it's your cell phone that's ringing -Mis-Toner Phoner

You never use your cell phone in public but have the utmost respect and admiration for those who aren't afraid to use theirs - Condoner Phoner

You enjoy lighting up while chatting. Mistaking one for the other, you set your cell phone on fire - Stoner Phoner

You bought the cheapest plan available and now use your phone to complain incessantly about your cell phone bills - Moaner Phoner

You're making a call in a room full of people. Looking around, you see multiple animated conversations going on, yet no one in the room is speaking to anyone else in the room. Hearing Twilight Zone music in your head, you realize you've become a - Cloner Phoner

If using a cell phone was an Olympic Event, you'd take home the gold. You're a -Phoner Honer

You take a giant step toward self-awareness, admit you're a cell phony and seek disconnection immediately.Damn the fees and penalties. You are now a -Disowner Phoner