17 Great Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson Quotes

Seventeen great quotes from Homer and Marge, the parents of Bart Simpson, on the hit Fox series The Simpsons.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. ~ Homer Simpson

All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. ~ Homer Simpson

Homer, you know how unpredictable the French are. One minute they're kissing a woman's hand, then next, they're chopping off her head! ~ Marge Simpson

I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are. ~ Marge Simpson

Homer, I don't want to leave Springfield. I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it. ~ Marge Simpson

I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? ~ Homer Simpson

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ~ Homer Simpson

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. ~ Marge Simpson

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. ~ Homer Simpson

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done. ~ Marge Simpson

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! ~ Homer Simpson

I don't hate you for failing, I love you for trying. ~ Marge Simpson

There has to be more life than just what we see Lisa, everyone needs something to believe in. ~ Marge Simpson

My life is pretty boring. The other day some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door and I wouldn't let them leave. They finally snuck away when I went to make lemonade. ~ Marge Simpson

Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin! It encourages punching, boastfulness and rudeness towards hos! ~ Marge Simpson

Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. ~ Homer Simpson

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. ~ Homer Simpson

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