20 Signs You Are Addicted to Myspace

Many people like me are addicted to Myspace. I know it sounds retarded me being a mom and always on Myspace. But the thing is that it is convenient for me, I can keep in touch with friends and family without having to talk on the phone for hours. But then there are the real addicts of Myspace, those who are the gurus of html and have about a million friends. Here are my top 20 signs that you may be a Myspace addict.

1. You change your background image and song everyday

2.You are constantly checking to see who is online to send them a personalized message

3. You and your friends have a disagreement and you threaten him/her with taking them off your top friends list

4.You have a diary on your profile

5.You call your friend and when they say they aren't home you know they're lying because you are looking at their profile and it says online now

6.You have all of your favorite artists as your friends but they never write to you

7.Your profile is filled with so many pictures and surveys that it takes 5 minutes to get to the leave a comment section

8.You tell your friends when you are hanging out that you'll see them on Myspace

9.You check your email constantly to see if anyone has sent you a message

10.You have your phone set up to let you know you have a new comment

11.You change your display name constantly, depending on your current mood

12. You have a separate profile for your pet Chihuahua

13. You meet new friends and the first thing you ask is "you have a Myspace profile?"

14. You have more friends on Myspace than you have in real life

15. You answer quizzes from other peoples profiles

16.You've checked your Myspace messages while reading this article

17. You own a piece of clothing with the Myspace logo

18. You have Tila Tequila as your friend

19. You have Myspace IM and leave it always signed in

20. When Myspace is "undergoing maintenance" you freak out and get really upset, you refresh your page every 2 seconds

If these signs sound familiar then I am sorry to inform you that you are an addict of Myspace and should seek help as soon as possible. I myself am seeking treatment for this addiction, I am currently starting a profile with a different website. After that I will delete my Myspace forever, and add my friends to the new site. Just kidding, I am not deleting my profile for awhile or until I stop receiving messages. Myspace is a great place to meet friends and find family members you haven't seen for awhile. But it too can be addictive, and if you don't have a job and are always home then you might want to find some extra curricular activities so you don't fall into the Myspace addiction.