20 Things Not to Say to Your Mother-in-law
For some of us a visit from our Mother-in-Law is a special time, one that is looked forward to with intrepid anticipation.
On the other hand some of us see a visit from our Mother-in-Law as a curse from God, a "what have I done wrong to deserve this?" moment.
Mother-in Law's are definitely people who you do not want to mess with, so I have compiled a list of 20 thing that you must never say to your Mother-in-Law, or you may feel her wrath!
So never ever say:
1. This is my 7th marriage.
2. *Giggle* I am only in it for the money.
3. I met her when I was walking out of 'Jiggles' the local strip club.
4. So what poison did you drink to make you look like that?
5. I thought they said daughters look like their mothers?
6. I'm a lottery winner! (For obvious reasons - you'll never get rid of her.)
7. Our sex life is fantastic... you should try it sometime!
8. You do not suit that color.
9. You need Botox!
10. I am an avid reader or Playboy Magazine.
11. Haven't I seen you in Playboy!
12. Do you even know what a cell phone is?
13. We didn't invite you because it was for family only.
14. How you doooooin'?
15. Do you look as good naked as your daughter does?
16. I didn't use a condom last night, so this may be the last time you see me!
17. How do I tell your daughter that I am cheating on her with her sister?
18. I wanted the twin but she will do!
19. Can you help me out in the bathroom please?
20. And never ever say... "Your cooking is terrible!" as this is sure to be one of the biggest mistakes you are ever likely to make.
So now I have told you what not to say... you have been warned!
Published by The Portland Journal
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