2009 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions for Sarah Palin
"I Can See Russia from My House"
10. Memorize the names of at least 3 major news magazines (such as US News and World Report, Newsweek, Time)
9. Pose nude for Playboy to get in touch with her "inner Republican"
8. Get a GPS device with Google Maps, so that she can see "where Russia really is."
7. Get a clue as to why McCain and the Party chose her (HINT: Not for her intelligent conversation)
6. Submit her application to become Oprah's assistant
5. Co-host Rosie O'Donnell's new talk show - the show should last as long as Palin's run for the White House - almost one season
4. Subscribe to "ALL of them news magazines" and actually READ them so that she actually will have intelligent debate responses in the future
3. Convert to Democrat - there's more chance of her being elected that way
2. Announce her plans to run in 2012 with David Hasselhoff as her running mate
1. STOP TALKING, and just stand there and look beautiful. Because: "You can make people wonder if you're a fool, or you can open your mouth, and remove all doubt" (paraphrased from Mark Twain's quote)
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4 Comments
Post a CommentGee, I thought that Mark Twain quote was my grandmother's original! This is a cute article. I really enjoyed it.
9, 4, and 3 made me lol XD
Thanks. I appreciate any and all comments and will be reading your content as well.
No, please! Not number three! LOL I'm a lifelong Democrat and we don't want her! :) Funny reading, Jeff. Thanks for making me smile.