2010 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions for Mrs. Tiger Woods Elin Nordegren

This year hasn't ended very well for Mrs. Tiger Woods. These 2010 New Year's Resolutions might make her New Year happier and help prevent a return to just plain old Elin Nordegren.

Dear, Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren,

I know that 2009 is closing in a really grim way for you. Here's my best suggestions about how to improve your married and love life now that your worst nightmare has come true.

#1 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Stand By Your Man, Mrs. Tiger Woods

This New Year's Resolution for 2010 might not seem easy right now. Still, if you love him, you ought to be there for him.

#2 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Never let him out of your sight, Elin Nordegren

That's right, the happiest husbands are the ones that have their dearest wife by their side, cheering them on, enjoying their company, listening to their thoughts and making sure they keep their hands on your body. Keep Tiger Woods in your eye and his on yours.

#3 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Get a Financial Planner, Mrs. Tiger Woods

Tiger Wood has passed some cash to you; better make sure that you know how to manage it. With the way Tiger Woods is going, he might not have a good financial year next year.

#4 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Make Him Pay, for Everything, Elin Nordegren

It may sound harsh, but now that you know exactly how much he values you, you better make sure that all your expenses are met out of his budget, after all, the recent payment is likely money for your retirement.

#5 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Hire a Nanny, Mrs. Tiger Woods

In order to stay slim and trim and beautiful and fresh, leave all the child care to a professional that can be there to give the children naps and feed them at the proper time and bring them to you and your husband for quality family time. But be sure to teach them good family values.

#6 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Tend to Tiger's Needs, Elin Nordegren

Be sure to be at Tiger's side every moment in order to tend to his needs. A life on the road with a famous golfer is the life you signed up for. His muscles get tired, his head needs peace and he needs you in his bed, for the time being.

#7 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Trust Your Man, Mrs. Tiger Woods

Not that you know his faults, trust Tiger as far as you can throw your nine iron. That being said, don't try to change him. See item 6 about catering to his needs.

#8 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Buy CellSpy and other Electronic Goods, Elin Nordegren

Just to be on the safe side, CellSpy can help identify any of the calls Tiger makes and so you shouldn't be the last one to know that you aren't the only one in his life. You never know, skills with CellSpy and other electronic snoop devices can aid you as a later actress or private detective.

#9 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Practice your Golf, Mrs. Tiger Woods

The couple that plays together will likely stay together, so be sure to keep up your golf practice. It's also a good way to find a second husband.

#10 Celebrity New Year's Resolution: Keep Your Golf Clubs Handy, Elin Nordegren

Minor mistakes in life if they aren't dealt with in an upfront manner are likely to return. So, just in case, keep your golf clubs handy. You never know when Tiger Woods may need to be saved again.