2010 New Year's Resolutions for Spencer Pratt

Spencer Pratt has been called many things by the media: scumbag, phony, and attention seeker to name only a few. Known as the misbehaving husband on MTV's The Hills, Spencer Pratt could gain from changing some of his not so desirable personality traits. Here are some suggestions for Spencer to clean his act up in 2010.

1). Get a job. Refresh our minds, Spencer. What is it that you do again? You tweet and stay home all day? We'd love to see you get a real job, though it is certain your arrogance wouldn't get you past the first five minutes.

2). Quit "directing" music videos. Heidi Montag's video, "Higher", showed her in a bikini chasing birds. Genius! Not...

3). Shave that peach fuzz. What is that on your face? It makes you look like a blond kiwi.

4). Drop the rap act. "First Tweet of the day I throw my swag on, Louis rag on. Car with the new tags on.." Three words: Are you serious?

5). Give Heidi her life back. Ah, rare are the days we see Heidi interacting with anybody on The Hills besides Spencer. What happened to the good old days with Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge? Now Heidi's closest friend is Spencer's sister.

6). Seek anger management. Did anybody watch I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here? In less than three days, Spencer managed to go off on fellow contestant Torrie Wilson for using Heidi's shampoo after they staged a dramatic exit. Really, Spencer, you have bigger problems than Heidi's platinum extensions.

7). Stop doing things behind Heidi's back. From the almost-vasectomy to flirting with Stacie the bartender while engaged to Heidi, Spencer is the master of deception-if only the MTV cameras weren't following his every move.

8). Quit attacking people who don't like you. From Al Roker to Lauren Conrad, everyone has gotten the wrath from the Pratt.

9). Start actually reading your contracts. On I'm a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here, Spencer threw a temper tantrum to the show's executives, and then later admitted to not reading the contract.

10). Stop telling the media your whereabouts for photo ops. America does not enjoy seeing perfectly posed pictures of you and Heidi grocery shopping. We don't care. Can you please stop calling Perez Hilton and TMZ and telling them where you will be at all times? Thanks.

Sources:

http://www.zimbio.com/Spencer+Pratt/articles/87/Spencer+Pratt+Planning+Rap+Album+Calls+Himself