25 Things to Do when You're Bored at the Mall

2. Release a cat in a random store.

3. Steal the pennies from the fountains.

4. Hand out blank pieces of paper to people.

5. Sprint through a crowd like you are in a hurry to get somewhere and then sit down.

6. Tell random people Gay Is Not The Way

7. Ask burly guys if they will be your best friend.

8. Go into stores that have the radio playing and ask all of them to change it to Radio Disney.

9. Buy something, return it, buy the same thing, return it, repeat.

10. Go into a game store and play the games they have there to play for free. All Day.

11. Demand free refills at a food court where they charge for refills.

12. Concentrate on something while walking and bump into people.

13. Ask someone to buy something for you suspiciously, anything.

14. Skip everywhere.

15. Get a bunch of people and start doing push ups.

16. Ask for free samples at any store. Clothing, electronics, but not food.

17. Go up to random people shake their hand and say, "Hi, I have herpes."

18. Go into a bookstore and read an entire book there, then walk away.

19. Go up to someone, point at them and say, "I'm onto you..." walk away.

20. Works best if you are like 30/40: Go up to a store and ask them if they can direct you to your "mommy" because you are lost.

21. Try to play patty-cake with everyone who walks by you.

22. Ask random people if that was their Honda that got towed.

23. Do somersaults to get from place to place.

24. Ask to test fly one of those tiny remote control helicopters and make it fly out of range over a ledge if you are on the second floor or up.

25. Insist that you are not paying tax on something you bought because it is food, start to gnaw on object.