29 Halloween Jokes

If you are a lover of corny jokes, this article is for you. Halloween is coming up soon and there are nothing like holiday jokes to entertain people; some of these may draw laughter or groans from your audience. Here are 29 Halloween jokes that you hopefully have not heard before. Try them out on your friends!

1. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
That's silly, zombies eat brains!

2. Why don't skeletons like dances?
He had nobody (no body) to go with!

3. What is a mummy's favorite holiday?
Christmas - all that wrapping!

4. What is a mummy's favorite genre of music?
Rap! (Wrap!)

5. What is a vampire's favorite band?
The Blood Brothers (Other possible answers: Blood Red Shoes, Bloodhound Gang, The Bloody Tears, Bloodbath, Blood, Sweat & Tears... and "blood" bands to your liking).

6. What is a ghost's favorite band?/What is a ghost's favorite movie?
The Boo Brothers .

7. What did the boy-spider say to the girl-spider?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

8. What is a zombie's favorite bean?
A human bean.

9. Why do ghosts like to haunt bars?
They do it for the boos (booze)!

10. Why are you afraid of the doctor?
I got a little suspicious when I saw his name tag-it said: "Dr. Acula".

11. What is a monster's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.

12. How does a werewolf greet people on Halloween?
"Happy Howl-o-ween!"

13. How do vampires fall in love?
Love at first bite!

14. Who wins the dance contest every year?
The boogie man.

15. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the other side! (ha!)

16. What is a ghost's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Cookies 'n' scream.

17. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Blood oranges.

18. Where do werewolves go for vacation?
Howl-ywood.

19. If witches don't have carpools, what do they have?
They have broommates.

20. What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.

21. What are witches' least favorite food?
Sandwitches.

22. What type of restaurants do ghosts like?
The kind that serves spirits.

23. Why do ghosts like going to comedy clubs?
The jokes raise their spirits.

24. What do French skeleton-chefs say before eating?
Bone appetit!

25. What song did the boy-ghost dedicate to the girl-ghost?
"You Are so Boo-tiful (to me)"

26. What is a monster's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Scare-ibbean. (Pirates of the Caribbean)

27. What is a ghost's favorite summer drink?
Boo-berry slushies.

28. Why was the vampire sad?
He was having a bat day.

29. What is a vegetarian zombie's favorite food group?
Graaaiiiiinnnns! (Braaaiiinnnns!)