3 Reasons Why the Rams Want Terrell Owens

You have probably heard that St. Louis has some interest in Terrell Owens. Just in case you have not looked into that story let me get you caught up. The Rams are interested in signing T.O. but not in a way you would expect. The Rams are interested in T.O. for three reasons.

1. They want him to be the main part of the show. The cheerleading show that is. It is going to be 15 female cheerleaders and T.O.

2. If things go South fast, the Rams are going to consider making the last half of the season a reality show featuring their team and they need someone to direct that.

3. They are considering putting T.O. in the ram costume. The Rams understand they have no chance of having the best athletes in any of the on-field categories except for mascot. At least they will win the mascot category.

It goes without saying that I am joking but why in the world would you sign T.O. when you are trying to break in Sam Bradford.

Open Letter from Ram's President to Bradford after signing T.O: (not a real letter)

Dear Sam,

I know that being a rookie QB in the NFL is tough. The best 300 pound athletes in the world are going to try and kill you because of that little baby face and your fat contract. Despite the fact that we have invested tons of money in you we want to make your job as tough as possible in this first year so we brought in the biggest mouth-smallest talent act in the NFL. If you can keep our below average team afloat this year while also keeping T.O. happy than we will truly know that you are the man for this job. See you soon.

Best wishes,

Ram's President