3 Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Dentist

So, you walk into the dentist office with a big grin on your face. The dentist takes one look into your widely-opened mouth and gags.

Here are three things you shouldn't say to your dentist.

1. "I bought toothpaste that said "Offers instant relief from itching and redness".

Vagisil is clearly not supposed to be used as toothpaste, but don't blame men for this misunderstanding. They are ignorant to the ways of the complicated specimen known as a female.

2. "I started eating this chocolate truffle I saw in the bathroom. It got stuck in my teeth, and I couldn't get it out. Not even the new toothpaste I bought could offer relief!"

Chocolate and bathrooms do not mix. I don't think I need to tell you what brand the new toothpaste was.

3. "Yesterday I was flossing, and this big chunk of leftover beef was on the floss. My stomach was rumbling, so I decided to eat the yummy leftover treat."

Beef + Bathroom = NO-NO! If you're that hungry, go to a buffet.