30 Good and Terrbile Pick-Up Lines

1. "Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

2. "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

3. "I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

4. "Fat penguin" (What?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

5. "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

6. "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

7. "You must work at the Subway, because you just gave me a foot long."

8. "Do you want to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"

9. "Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in?"

10. "Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?"

11. "You must wash your clothes with windex because I can see myself in your pants!"

12. "Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"

13. "Excuse me, is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

14. "I may not be the best looking buy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

15. "The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my house and spread the word."

16. "I'm actually this tall; I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."

17. "Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"

18. "I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."

19. "What's your name? Where are you from? Do you plan on giving me some?"

20. "Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

21. "What do you say we go back to my house and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

22. "Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."

23. "Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

24. "Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop."

25. "Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it."

26. "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

27. "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."

28. "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."

29. "I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down."

30. "I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."