30 More Things You Learn Too Late
- The keys locked inside the car
- Tattoos are forever
- Pit bulls don't like to be teased
- Neither do their owners
- You left the coffee pot on
- You left the water running
- Your Triple A membership ran out last week
- Barking dogs do bite
- Your wife doesn't like you having a girl friend
- Your kid lied about having car insurance
- He wasn't the only fish in the sea.
- You're allergic to shell fish
- That was a rattle snake
- Your friend is NOT an expert on wild mushrooms .
- Tongue piercings do get infected
- He's not leaving his wife.
- The movie did deserve only one star.
- The restaurant employees didn't wash their hands.
- You're over your credit limit. AFTER you ate that fancy dinner
- Your gas gauge isn't working.
- The flashlight has no batteries.
- You should have paid attention when they evacuated for the hurricane.
- Your huband is NOT a long distance truck driver.
- Don't feed the bears.
- You should have stopped reading at number 18
- There were reasons her other husbands left.
- That tracing device your wife's private investigator left on the car.
- You didn't know everything at 18.
- You ain't going to live forever.
- You did have high blood pressure.
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