4 Things to Do with Poop (Other Than Flushing it Away!)

Do your part to help the ecology by using these alternatives to flushing away your poop. Poop is good for lots of things. Here are four great examples of how you can use you poop in more creative ways...

Fertilizer ~
'Garbage in, garbage out' takes on a whole new concept when you use your own poop as fertilizer in your own garden. For years, people have paid high dollar for fertilizer which is made from, you guessed it, poop. The difference between animal poop and human poop for fertilizer is practically none. Save your own poop and the poop of your other family members, use it to mulch your own garden and enjoy the thriving vegetables or flowers next season.

Practical Jokes ~
Poop is the perfect and the most classic prop for a practical joke. Whether you save it for April Fool's Day, or do it any time of the year. Poop is the butt of many, many fun practical jokes; from floating poop in the pool, to a flaming bag of poop on the door step, to varnished poop given as a house warming gift or knick knack.

Art ~
Art is a very difficult concept to describe. What is art? I'm not sure, but what sells on EBay as art is sometimes made of poop. No, I am not kidding. People are actually sculpting out of poop and selling it as art. If you have any artistic ability at all and you are considering a career change; you may want to consider sculpting your poop into sellable shapes.

Build a Wall ~
Not everyone likes poop, especially in large amounts. If you are having trouble with neighbors or trespassers on your land, start building a wall out of poop. Collect your poop and the poop of your other family members, and start lining it up along the edge of your property. Go around the property once building a perimeter circle. By the time you get back where you started the first layer will have dried, and you can start building it up higher.

Simply go around and around until your poop wall is tall enough to be a noticeable deterrent to others. Poop is a natural and free building material. Enjoy the benefits of your production while helping keep all of that extra poop out of the landfills.

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