5 Bizarre Holiday Gifts for Her

1.MioDestino Lingerie is lending new meaning to the term Sports Bra. Their new 'Golf Lingerie Set' features a sexy bra covered in golf ball tassels with a matching bikini panty. Come to think of it-- he just might skip that Saturday morning round of golf for some indoor fun and games. Hmmm.

2. HIS & HERS: Life-size replicas in LEGO® Bricks are available at Neiman Marcus. (You give the artist a photograph to work from.) I suggest you measure your foyer for this one. And check your ATM balance because it will set you back 60, 000 dollars.

3. The Taser C2 is a fashion break-through in personal security. Who says personal protection can't be fun and fashionable? This taser device works just like the ones law enforcement officials use, and it comes in nine fashion colors including leopard print, hot pink and camouflage. Absolutely shocking!

4. Heelarious.com - Fashion high heels for babies? Yes, it's true. The world has gone mad. Before little Rachael or Hannah are able to walk they will be learning to stand in stilettos.

5. For an ancient tradition that is totally organic why not treat your girlfriend to a bird poop facial, otherwise known as Uguisu No Fun. This facial is given using hygienic nightingale droppings. The droppings contain a natural enzyme (guanine) prized for its natural lightening action.