You Got It Etched
One of the biggest ways to show that your an iPad fanatic - and possibly criminally insane - is opting to get your iPad 2 engraved with your name, its name [yes, you likely named your iPad 2], or anything else iPad-crazy people that feel the need to engrave their tablet feels is necessary. Having an engraved iPad will completely ruin its resell value and will likely go unnoticed under your accessories, but you don't care - because you're crazy.
You Bought the 64GB Model
iPad junkies must have the absolute best and regardless of how popular "the cloud" is or how convenient it is to stream content over a wireless connection, Apple tablet fanatics still feel that they'll need 64GBs of storage space - and likely more. Regardless of how many apps you install or the large amount of songs you've "5 Starred" in your iTunes playlist, you're not likely to come close to 64GBs - or peak 32GBs - of storage space, but just by buying the 64GB model, you've proven that your an obsessed iPad junkie.
You Also Bought an iPad 2 for Your Spouse
When you decided to buy your spouse an iPad 2, all of your coworkers, family, and friends thought that you were the sweetest person in the world - and your spouse thought that you were trying to profess your lover - but regardless of what anyone else thinks, I know the truth - you bought your spouse an iPad 2 because you're so much of a junkie that you knew that you wouldn't be able to share yours.
You Waited In That Long Line
By being an iPad 2 junkie, there's no need to ask whether or not you bought your iPad 2 at launch; the only reasonable question is how close to the front of the line were you? I'll confess that I was at the front of the iPad 2 line in Chicago and anyone that would suffer through that endless iPad 2 launch line is definitely a fanatic.
You Bought Way More Than Just the iPad 2
Most regular people [non-fanatics] that buy an iPad 2 feel that just buying the tablet is all that needs to be done - but fanatics need everything. If you're an iPad 2 fanatic, you've likely didn't leave the store without a Smart Cover, Apple Digital AV Adapter, Apple Care, and iTunes App Cards to boot.
For more, read iPad 2: Things I Miss the Most About My Old iPad , Why the iPad 2 Launch Day Lines May Be Longer Than Any Apple Line Before It , and IPad 2: The 5 Things I'm Most Disappointed About After Buying an IPad 2
Published by Millionaire Hoy - Featured Contributor in Technology
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