5 Creative Ways to Break Up with Your Boyfriend

Nobody wants to do it, but it's an everyday part of life. Why not make it fun and entertaining? Also, who doesn't get a kick out of being a memorable ex-something? Weeks, months, or even years from now, you'll be able to tell interesting stories at parties that are sure to get a few laughs. It sure beats stressing over "the talk" any day of the week!

1. Forget emails, IMs, phone calls, and text messages - design an entire website for your soon-to-be ex!
   Of course, this requires a bit of research and work if you're not tech-savvy, but all the hard work you put into it will pay off in the end. Think of the joy that comes with attacking your lover's insecurities on a MySpace profile! As an added bonus, you can post embarrassing pictures of your ex that his (or her) friends are sure to remember for a long time!
   
2. Make a steamy sex video with your lover's ex and post it on YouTube.
   Or, better yet, with your lover's sibling or best friend. Think of all the bad poetry your ex will be able to write about you and your new lover in a blog on MySpace.
   
3. Involve the police.
   Nothing spells humiliation better than being dumped in handcuffs or behind bars! The possibilities are endless with this one. Turn your boyfriend into a vile rapist or report the creepy stalking habits of your girlfriend. You'll laugh all the way home as you try to come up with funny subject lines for your next bulletin on Myspace.
   
4. Say it with flowers!
   Send your significant other an expensive and beautiful bouquet of flowers to their workplace and make sure to include a miniature Dear John letter on the card. The miles of confusion you create will be worth having to eat Ramen for a week to afford this. While MySpace can be a valuable tool in humiliating your lover, there's nothing witty that can be said about it here.
   
5. Give him or her a homemade life size greeting card.
   The benefits with making it life size are two-fold - there will be enough room for the laundry list of grievances you wish to communicate plus the size of it alone will make your lover feel ten times worse...at least!

No matter how you decide to push that knife in deeper, make it count! Remember - suffering is a rite of passage. The more suffering you can inspire in your soon-to-be ex, the more they will be able to learn and grow to regret the day they met you.