A Perfect Couple Directed by Robert Altman (1979):
This worst film is not suitable for viewing by people still traumatized by memories of 1970s variety shows. Robert Altman acts and directs in what could have been a touching romance. Unfortunately, over half the time is devoted to lengthy performances by a band worse than Tony Orlando and Dawn. You'll need your mute button for this one.
The Black Dahlia Directed by Brian de Palma (2006):
This jumble of disconnected story lines often ignores the famous 1940s Hollywood murder of its title. One character actually asks if all this has anything to do with that girl's murder. Guess not. Despite the strong violence typical of this great director, this film flop is still richly atmospheric if only it wasn't so incoherent.
Days of Wine and Roses Directed by Blake Edwards (1962):
Alcoholism gets a treatment similar to the excesses of Reefer Madness. I love Jack Lemmon, but this worst film often sounds like a heavy-handed afterschool special. Still, Edwards later disclosed that he and Lemmon were troubled by their own drinking at the time, so it may have been true to their experience. Somehow, superficially similar films like Lost Weekend seem much less dated.
Raising Arizona Directed by Joel Coen (1987):
The Coen brothers should be admired for their courage to experiment so the occasional bomb is worth tolerating, but here Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter are too annoying to endure. Even for child kidnappers, they're so strange that they just sound funny and not in a good way. The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse might have had some potential, but you have to sit through a lot of yelling to get to him.
My Best Friend Directed by Patrice Leconte (2007):
Even the worst film by this brilliant director has many good moments, but it's disappointing overall. Instead of having a mature conversation about his lack of personal relationships, one business partner plays a prolonged prank on the other to make the point. It's just not as profound as the better works of this renowned director.
These great directors have made many outstanding films, but these movies stink. Just don't let these film flops keep you from enjoying all their masterpieces.
Published by Anne Wright
Freelance writer and longtime student of Buddhism and nonprofit professional. As an AC Featured Arts & Entertainment Contributor, she draws on her experience in development and managerial positions with n... View profile
- The Top 10 Films of the 1980'sThe 1980's were an interesting decade to be part of. All eyes were on the great directors of the 70's to see if they would continue their genius or fall on hard times.
- The Golden Garbage Can Awards -25 of the Worst or Most Overrated Movies Ever MadeWhy are critics afraid to call a mutt a mutt? This article lists the 25 worst or most overrated movies ever made. The list goes from box office bombs to cash cows and from obvious flops to Oscar winners.
- The Film Industry and State Tax/Cash RebatesBillion dollar companies compete for our entertainment dollar, should states/cities compete for their short-term dollar or should states/cities focus on long-term business that benefit far long after the lights go out?
How Film Directors Bogdanovich, Coppola & Friedkin Fell from GreatnessThese three men would all have amazingly successful beginnings to their careers but would suddenly stumble, seemingly unable to recover as of today.- Common Mistakes Leading to Box Office FlopsThere are ways to determine whether a movie has a chance at being a box office flop.
- Orson Welles and Robert Altman: Comparing Hollywood's Two Legendary Outlaws
- Christmas 2007 New Movie Releases: A Film for Everyone
- Directors and Their Work in the 00's
- Great Movie Directors Who Could Win Awards as Actors
- The Top 25 Film Directors of All Time and Their Best Movies
- American Directors Volume II: A Book Review
- 2006 New Directors/New Films Festival (Part 1)





3 Comments
Post a CommentI've never seen these - and I think now I never will.
I'm very picky and choosy, anyway. I like NO sex, although romance is fine. I like lots of drama, but cussing isn't required for that. I don't need artificial blood and chopped limbs flying before my face. And I don't like intense, unrealistic computer action. Let's see -- what's left? Hey producers and directors -- what's left? Ah, well.
I guess they can't all be hits:)
Interesting list!