5 Friends and the XBox 360

The Xbox 360 is a machine that everyone has but no one upgrades until someone buys them something hot and new for it. If I had five friends that had the X, which I do, I would give my friend Joe the Xbox 360 Wireless Networking Adapter that attaches to the system. The card will come in handy because I am tired of him crashing on my coach messing up my me time with the ladies. That way he doesn't have to come down to my apartment he could just tap into my internet connection and have endless time with others like him, womanless!

My Second friend Bob will have to get the gift that keeps on giving and that would be the Xbox 360 Hard Drive (120 GB). He is always trying to store pictures on my hard drive, and his excuse is that he is trying to clean up space on his drive and once he cleans his hard drive, he will come and get the pictures off mine. What is this an Xbox 360 storage company? Right now my system is running slow, and he is not paying me storage fees. Here take this new hard drive, and I even put your pictures on it for you, have fun.

Gift number three would go to my friend Ronnie, well Ronnie and his two brothers. They always want to play team sports when they come around. I invite one and here comes the other two tagging along. Well here's the triple threat sports package, Madden 10, College 2010, and NBA 2k 10. Have fun guys and no I will not be the fourth player on your team.Friend number four Randy's gift will be something that will keep his hands free from texting while playing the game. The Xbox 360 Headset, I am tried of him taking up time texting us while we are playing Halo online, talk Randy, talk. The headphones will allow Randy to communicate on the go, and free up lots of game time. Also, Randy I don't want everyone to see what we are saying during game time, my little sister can read now.I don't want to hear any of my friends complaining to me about playing the game all night long. So I am giving John the big complainer about his system over heating if he stays on for more than three hours the Xbox 360 Snap-On Cooling Fan with Temperature Sensor. This cool tool will allow us to destroy the enemy on call of duty while online. John is a great Call of Duty player and we need him on the team at all times. Be cool big Daddy.

Last, but not least for myself I will get the Xbox 360 Messenger Kit for those late night conversations with my lady friends. I don't want to be up late talking and waking up my little sister, so I will just use it to tell tales about myself and how good I am with my controller. A, someone got to have some fun around here why not me.