5 Funny Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Hubby

Gag Gifts for Valentine's Day to Make Him Bust a Stitch

ShawnTe Pierce
Valentine's Day is the most romantic day of the year. Well not necessarily. Who said Valentine's Day can't be filled with boisterous laughter or cute little pranks? Fill this Valentine's Day with laughter by giving your hubby a funny Valentine's Day gag gift.

Sparkly Vampires Make Funny Valentine's Day Gifts

If your husband is like many of the other husbands out there who have complained about what Stephanie Meyers did to the vampire, then this funny Valentine's Day gag gift will make him gasp in horror then laugh out loud. Baron Bob has great gag gifts for Valentine's Day including USB Office Fairy Lights for the computer for only $11.95. This is just one part of the gag gift. Create a desktop background for him featuring Edward and Bella from the Twilight series with a message saying: "Happy Valentine's Day darling. May our love be eternal like Edward's love for Bella." You will get a kick at his initial reaction to this sparkly gag gift.

Make Your Hubby Embrace His Male and Female Sides for Valentine's Day

Men love Swiss Army knives for their compact utility and masculine status as a handy tool. This Valentine's day give him the Miss "A" Army Utility Knife for $14.95. This pink lady utility knife comes with everything your hubby needs to embrace both his masculine and feminine sides including a flashlight, screwdriver, keychain, needle & thread, perfume bottle, pill box, knife, safety pin, pen, tweezers and a bottle opener.

Give Your Grumpy Valentine His Own Mascot as a Gift

If your husband is a Valentine's Day Scrooge then give him this great gag gift. Your grouchy Valentine will turn into your funny Valentine when he receives the cute Cranky Cupid doll from Baron Bob. This cranky messenger of love costs only $5.95. You can even name it after your hubby and place him display for Valentine's Days to come.

Fix Hubby a Funny Meal this Valentine's Day

For Valentine's Day, give him the gift of a quiet romantic evening alone filled with romance and Pasta Boobs. Fix him a pasta dish for dinner with candle light, soft music and boob-shaped pasta noodles. An 8.8 oz box of Pasta Boobs cost $6.95. Save the box to show him during dinner and wait until after he takes his first bite and swallows, then ask him very sweetly, "Nice boobs huh?" Then show him the box. Be careful there may be a spray of food or drink when he realizes what he's been eating. Very sweetly make a remark to him that you know he enjoys a nice rack. The jokes can keep flying between you and him as this gift makes a great conversational piece for years to come.

Valentine's Decorations can be a Great Gag Idea for Hubby on Valentine's Day

If you and the hubby agreed to not exchange gifts this year, you can still make the holiday humorous for him, in the bathroom at least. Get up early on Valentine's Day morning and replace the toilet paper with hearts and kisses toilet paper for $7.95 a roll. Each time he walks into the bathroom seeing this novelty will give him a little chuckle. You can tease him later on by coyly mentioning to him that for once his butt was kissed.

These funny gag gifts will make your hubby laugh and bust a stitch this Valentine's Day. He will remember these funny Valentine's Day gifts for years to come. Visit Baron Bob for more funny gag gift ideas for your husband.

Published by ShawnTe Pierce - Featured Contributor in Beauty and Lifestyle

ShawnTe Pierce is a freelance fashion designer, writer and editor with over a decade of professional experience in fashion, beauty, finance and Christian Studies. With a Bachelor's of Science in Apparel...  View profile

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  • Michael Thompson1/13/2010

    The pasta boobs are with small little circular dabs of spaghetti sauce?

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