5 Pick-Up Lines that Will Definitely Work
5. "Just touch it."
4. "Please, just touch it."
3. "Are you going to touch it?"
2. "If you don't touch it, will your friend sitting over there touch it?"
1. "Fine, I'll touch it, will you just look at it while I touch it?"
Using these lines is 100% guranteed to get you a reaction from the lady you are interested in, and in the crazy world of the singles-scene which I've been out of for over half a decade, the most important thing is getting them to notice you. Am I right, ladies?
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4 Comments
Post a CommentIf you were referring to a cute puppy, you might be on the right track. haha
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OMG! I am giggling aloud. Very very good!
I'll touch it. How big could it be if you have to ask?