5 Reasons to Fake an Orgasm when You Are Too Tired for Sex

Mag Inzire
Not saying that you have or will fake an orgasm but these might be reasons if you had to...because you were too tired for sex.

1. To get a full nights sleep without analyzing why you are too tired for sex

2. Making your partner happy without explaining why you are too tired for sex

3. Convincing yourself that you are burning calories even if you are too tired for sex

4. Feel as if you have done your good deed of the day while being too tired for sex

5. Most of all to avoid that morning conversation about why you were too tired for sex

Published by Mag Inzire

Mag is a Physician Assistant working at a local community hospital in NY. Married and a mother of four she takes pride in educating on health and wellness, but also enjoys sharing real life experiences and e...  View profile

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  • Veronica Davidson4/10/2008

    Do guys fake too? hehe.

  • Blake Alexander4/7/2008

    This is tough. If she fakes it, just so we can have 'relations' when she's really too tired, there are a few issues that may come up. Why didn't she just communicate that she's too tired? Is she always too tired? Are we not intimate anymore? If I find out she faked it, I'm not going to be pleased. How many times has she faked it? If you're faking it, I'm doing something wrong. Why won't you tell me what I'm doing wrong?

    This is how men think. We're problem solvers. This is a problem we need to solve. I applaud your reasoning to just get in bed and enjoy, rather than going to sleep!

  • Penny Molinario4/7/2008

    :) What a creative list!

  • LaVelle Jones4/6/2008

    Interesting! :)

  • Kerry4/5/2008

    LOL, very clever. And burning those extra calories IS important

  • Tiffany B.4/4/2008

    Quite interesting!

  • CJ Mathis4/4/2008

    wow I have used this (hehehe)

  • M. Kaye Hash4/4/2008

    I've never faked one, never needed to so I married him!

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper4/4/2008

    LOL, naughty! :) Sheri

  • Lauren Romano4/3/2008

    I couldn't do this.

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