5 Reasons Liberal Democrats Should Vote for Sarah Palin

You want to hate her, but you just can't. Her personal views and beliefs infuriate you, but somehow you are still drawn to the incessant national media and Internet coverage of her. If you are one of the many liberal Democrats who has a secret love/hate relationship with Sara Palin, here are a few reasons why you should consider giving her your vote.

Future Saturday Night Live Segments

For those of you who appreciate the Saturday Night Live show, imagine Palin and Tina Fey on the same stage. Sarah Palin would inspire more skit ideas in a single month than George Bush provided SNL his entire tenure. In addition to SNL, late night talk show hosts like Jay Leno would be overjoyed because of the endless amount of new material they would have.

Sarah Palin is Hot

Not only is Sarah Palin hot, she also has a steamy hot husband. It's no secret that a large portion of the Democratic party is made up of ridiculously good-looking people. From Hollywood to Manhattan, beautiful Democrats are always searching for other beautiful people to admire. Liberal actresses, actors, musicians and models all admit that Sarah Palin is a hot mom -- and much better to look at than Joe Biden.

Sarah Palin is Feisty

Democratic feminist groups have been crying for a strong woman to rise up, a dominatrix if you will, who would subdue "the man." There's even a feminist/superhero/dominatrix Sarah Palin action figure for you to play with. Palin may not be exactly what or who you were hoping for, but she does pack a mean whip...um...gun.

Sarah Palin Would Make a Great Scapegoat

How much fun is it going to be for liberal Democrats if Barack Obama is elected? When the honeymoon period is over, and George Bush is out of the way, who will the Daily Kos blame for all of the nation's woes? Sarah Palin would make a great scapegoat. Terrorist attacks? It's that woman's fault. Food shortages across the globe? Duh, it's because we put that woman in office. The possibilities are endless.

Washington Would Never be the Same

For years Democrats in particular have wondered what would happen if a female President or Vice President descended upon Washington. Since Hillary didn't get her chance this time around, it would still be fun to see the good ol' Beltway boys scurrying about when Palin landed on their turf. As an added bonus, if terrorists invade the White House, Palin could take them out with her superior shooting skills.

Give Me a Break!

Seriously, after a few stressful days of political coverage, I needed a little break from the intensity of it all. No matter which side of the political aisle you're on, Presidential elections are tough -- and we can become overwhelmed by the amount of information thrown at us. As the race for the White House rolls to the final stretch, don't let fear or irrational propaganda get the best of you. Focus on the candidates' plans for our nation, and not the media hype. When it's all over, we will still be what we are now -- fellow Americans.

Oh, and contrary to recent reports, Barack Obama has not invited armed terrorists to move into the White House, and Sarah Palin does not plan to start a Pentecostal church in the Oval Office. As for McCain and Biden, who knows what those wild and crazy guys might do.