5 Ways to Know If You Have Gotten Too Fat
You are too fat if you get on the scale and the dial turns completely around.
You are too fat if your tailor has to use parachute material for making your clothes.
You are too fat if you washed your behind and lost the soap.
You are too fat if your mom says,"Son you are getting fat!"
You are too fat if you walk backwards and you hear a beeping sound.
Published by Mike Hazelwood
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